Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile! - Page 5

**Bwana** · 09:05 PM

So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even?

I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away

) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.

It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Chief Henry · 10-22-2003, 02:21 PM

bwana,

I just read the Bird Bomb story......good job outta you. Some how I picture you as a cross between Slim Pickens and "Rooster Cogburn"........

You still need to write a book. The title could be
"Gettin Even,Bwana's way".....

Carl Spackler · 10-22-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Carl, you are going to fit in around here just fine.

Thanks Bwana. Like I said in my intro, I read a few threads (

) and knew I found a home.

Gracie Dean · 01-26-2009, 08:29 PM

Any new adventures lately?

**Buck** · 01-28-2009, 11:48 AM

I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat.

So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter.

**The Franchise** · 01-28-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat.

So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter.

You watch too much CSI.

10-21-2003, 08:57 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137623647	Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile! So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street. Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away ) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work. There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs. It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm Last edited by Bwana; 10-21-2003 at 09:05 PM..
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10-22-2003, 02:21 PM	#61
Chief Henry MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IOWA Casino cash: $10005088	bwana, I just read the Bird Bomb story......good job outta you. Some how I picture you as a cross between Slim Pickens and "Rooster Cogburn"........ You still need to write a book. The title could be "Gettin Even,Bwana's way"..... __________________ Patrick Mahomes...The only QB to ever play in the NFL with at least 5,000 passing yards in a single season and 5,000 passing yards in a single college season.
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01-26-2009, 08:29 PM	#63
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Any new adventures lately?
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01-28-2009, 11:48 AM	#64
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat. So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter.
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