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Old 10-25-2001, 09:59 PM  
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I know this is way off topic, but....
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it. And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

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Old 08-12-2004, 09:22 PM   #31
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:27 PM   #32
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Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:27 PM   #33
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:32 PM   #34
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:33 PM   #35
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Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a bundle of sticks drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a fucking clue what a martini is.
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a bundle of sticksgish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:38 PM   #36
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Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome!

When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:40 PM   #37
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Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a bundle of sticks drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a fucking clue what a martini is.

I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:45 PM   #38
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When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?
Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:46 PM   #39
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Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Well it was worth a try anyway.
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Old 08-12-2004, 10:49 PM   #40
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:19 PM   #41
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I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.
So... was he a good kisser?
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:51 PM   #42
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:11 PM   #43
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So how did it turn out? Did you call him? You got some pics?
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Old 10-15-2004, 06:39 PM   #44
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Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a bundle of sticksgish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....

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