Getting old sucks

[penguinz]

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I’ve sprained my ankle twice now. While I was asleep. How does that happen?

How ****ing tight are your sheets tucked!!

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Holladay

All of us have sharted a lil bit through life. It is bad in a busy work place environment...you have to walk like the Ginger Bread Man and hopefully no one notices.

I think the worst story (maybe here on CP) was a dude trying to anal with a beauty and she crapped all over him. He ran from the house...naked.

My worst story was when I was still kinda a newlywed. (1-2yrs). We slept in a small full sized bed. We slept naked per usual. Just laid down and oops. Damn that sucked. THIS was a situation where you can not hide it I blacked out after this (memory hole) and haven't a clue how the situation was remedied.

The older we get, the better our Spidey senses get thus it doesn't turn into an episode.

This is great .

[scho63]

You know your old when your backache develops a backache.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by notorious

All dat turkey. It’s like spackle on my bowels.

That's how Elvis died.