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Chuck Norris on the Sabertooth Tiger 13 61.90%
The multitude of Bruce Lees 8 38.10%
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Old 06-21-2024, 11:58 AM  
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Chuck Norris riding a Sabertooth Tiger vs 100 clones of a 1 foot tall Bruce Lee
Let's get creative folks!

Setting: An abandoned city street (abandoned buildings are around, so impromptu weapons are allowed)
Behavior: Fight to the Death (Was thinking about changing this up, but we'll keep the current theme for the hell of it)
Combatants: All in their prime.

Who Wins?
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Old 06-21-2024, 12:03 PM   #2
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The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.
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Old 06-21-2024, 12:08 PM   #3
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The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.

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Old 06-21-2024, 12:16 PM   #4
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The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.
Actually let's be honest here for a second....

Chuck Norris would be the top.
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Old 06-21-2024, 12:20 PM   #5
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:04 PM   #6
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:04 PM   #7
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Bruce Lee was 5'8". His 1 foot tall doppelgangers would have their strength reduce by almost 5/6th. Not really much of a threat.

Saber tooth tigers are speculated to be almost 4 feet tall and weigh up to 961lbs. The tiger would most likely kill/eat all of the dwarfed Bruce Lees on his own.

Now, you throw in Chuck Norris. Please remember that we live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Game over.
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