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Jurassic World: Rebirth
Dinosaurs doin stuff episode SEVEN!
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The film is directed by Gareth Edwards and written by David Koepp, who wrote the first two installments, Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).
It will star a new ensemble cast, consisting of Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Rupert Friend, Mahershala Ali, Luna Blaise, and David Iacono, with no actors returning from previous films. Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet's ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind. Skilled covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized by marauding aquatic dinosaurs, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
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Dominion had so much potential and they just gacked it.
Gonna miss Chris Pratt - he was a perfect addition to the franchise. But yeah, I'll watch this. Probably not in theatres but these movies are the definition of a stupid popcorn movie and I never really regret watching them (well, other than Jurassic Park 2. Man that movie was bad)
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There are no bad Jurassic Park movies, only uppity ****s who don't enjoy DINOSAURS doin' STUFF!
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I'll never forgive the gymnastics scene. Just not gonna do it.
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But again, I'm not gonna let them have that. There are some moments in some movies just so egregiously bad that they destroy the whole damn thing. This is one of those moments. If you've made The Godfather then I can forgive Sonny's 'punch' missing by 2 feet. But when it's The Irishman and your 'de-aging' process is just clearly an old man trying to kick someone, I'm not going to let that slide. It was 'Toby McGuire Dancing' bad. It was "I don't like sand" bad. Just...no. You own that, Jurassic Park II.
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08-30-2024, 10:19 AM | #9 |
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The T-Rex scene in San Diego was tits.
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08-30-2024, 12:23 PM | #10 |
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No more. Please...
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JP franchise is kind of reeruned now
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Another one? I actually thought the one with Chris Pratt was ok but do we really need more?
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Got we can a crossover where Godzilla comes in and ****s them all up?
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Tobey Macguire dancing was awesomely-bad!!! would watch again!!! ha ha ha ha ha
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