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Stupid Tourist Tricks
It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks. This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out: http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming. If you have any from your area, post them up. Last edited by Bwana; 06-08-2016 at 06:56 AM.. |
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Ouch
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And that, my friends, is why you don't step off the boardwalk. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go throw up and then sit in a corner and hug myself as I try to forget about dying that way.
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06-07-2016, 08:35 PM | #124 |
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Thought this was pretty funny...
https://www.maxwaugh.com/2016/05/17/...national-park/ New Species Discovered in Yellowstone National Park
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http://www.krtv.com/story/32178350/r...-national-park
Update on well done lobster boy and 6 more taking a stroll across the crust a day later. This is truly the summer idiots around here.
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Oooohhhh.......burn!
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Man, that's friggen horrifying.
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Park spokeswoman, Charissa Reid, said: “They were able to recover a few personal effects. There were no remains left to recover.
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If the grass is growing I'll consider it. No grass? No way.
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Not at Norris there are almost no guard rails at all. Some places have no boardwalks (generally where it is safe)
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Most are like this. Easy to walk into.
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I'd love to visit one day. What's the best time of year to avoid stupid tourists? I'm assuming winter, but I'd like to avoid snow too.
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