Marriage Question

[royr17]

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

[Iowanian]

Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it. I predict more wreckage than the Daytona 500.

* ad libbed by Iowanian


III,
Read this article Closely

"Cops: Gal(met on internet)* Flushed Beau's Genitals
Sunday, February 20, 2005


ANCHORAGE — Anchorage (search) police said a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday morning and surgeons reattached it.

Thirty-five-year-old Kim Tran was charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.

She was jailed at the Anchorage Jail (search).

At the Sunday arraignment, Tran requested a Vietnamese interpreter and Magistrate Brian Johnson continued the arraignment until Monday with no bail set.

Anchorage Police Department (search) spokeswoman Anita Shell said Tran dropped off the 44-year-old victim at Providence Hospital shortly after midnight.

Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up.

At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed.

Shell said the woman pulled out a kitchen knife, severed the man's penis and flushed it down the toilet.


Officers arrived at the couple's home and found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene.

Utility workers recovered the man's severed member and surgeons were successful in reattaching it.

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it.

Yep. The username is a dead giveaway. Lets just hope for poor ole Roys sake that none of those threads accidently get "bumped"...

[Eleazar]

Uh oh. I see our newest member... this is about to get ugly!

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Yep. The username is a dead giveaway. Lets just hope for poor ole Roys sake that none of those threads accidently get "bumped"...

I wonder if it is legit or a joke.

[Iowanian]

It could easily be back to

[FloridaChief]

He told her about ChiefsPlanet? My sympathies for Roy3 have just about reached zero...

[Iowanian]

Know Waylon Jennings III? ReCheck this beauty.

"***************** WRONG *****************

written by Steve Seskin and Andre Pessis

performed by Waylon Jennings.


Capo on the 2nd fret.

Verse 1:
E A E
It was a picture perfect wedding
A
We had the whole world at our feet
E
Everyone thought we were heading
A
Down some lovers easy street
D
We'd have a house out in the country
A
A picket fence the whole nine yards
E
They said our love would last forever

It was written in the stars


Chorus:
A
Wrong
D
I should have known it all along
E
When the future looks to bright

Can't be anything but right
A
Wrong


Verse 2:
E A E
I was all but devastated
A
When she told me we were through
E
In a while the heartache faded
A
And i found somebody new
D
I swore that this time would be different
A
I had it all figured out
E
I wouldn't make the same mystakes

I knew what love was all about


Chorus.


Chorus (bis):
A
Wrong
D
Everything was going strong
E
The sky was always blue

Thought my dreams had all come true
A
Wrong

A
Wrong

[unlurking]

Hmmm

I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's.

Yeah, I fucked up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

(Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.)

[KcMizzou]

It got quiet in here once the fiance signed up.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by unlurking

Hmmm

I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's.

Yeah, I fucked up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

(Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.)

How long were you dating?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Don't EVER build stuff together. Trust me. And the prase, "Damn it, *insert name here*!" should NEVER be uttered... no matter how mad you are or how bass ackwards she's doing something.

[The Bad Guy]

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

It got quiet in here once the fiance signed up.

I'm waiting for her to find the thread about all his internet babes and his decision making process ala "ask the Planet members which girl should I pick."

This should be good.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

If you can't afford a car..check that, 2 cars
If you can't afford a house
If you can't afford food for 3
If you can't afford Lights (daddy, thanks for ALLL this Light! Its GREAT to read by.....here's the big piece of chicken)
If you can't afford Heat,Car insurance, home insurance, health insurance, and swimming lessons................

You're never going to be able to afford her crack habit, internet connection or the Divorce, where you'll never be able to afford her ALLIMONY.

No........Take your dick out of the Selzter Bottle and think about what you've said.

[Slayer Diablo]

You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".