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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:09 PM   #8521
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I'm pretty sure the blowjob was irrelevant, guys.
Obviously.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:14 PM   #8522
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I'm pretty sure the blowjob was irrelevant, guys.
Bite your tongue. A blow job is always relevant.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:38 PM   #8523
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:51 PM   #8524
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God, this is the Hall of Fail.
Here's something awesome: the second chick I went on a date with in this thread moved to MINNESOTA!

I chased her away!
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:58 AM   #8525
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This is awesome. I never e-mail black women, and always ignore them.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/20...rite-you-back/

  • Black women write back the most. Whether it’s due to talkativeness, loneliness, or a sense of plain decency, black women are by far the most likely to respond to a first contact attempt. In many cases, their response rate is one and a half times the average, and, overall, black women reply about a quarter more often that other women.

  • White men get more responses. Whatever it is, white males just get more replies from almost every group. We were careful to preselect our data pool so that physical attractiveness (as measured by our site picture-rating utility) was roughly even across all the race/gender slices. For guys, we did likewise with height.

  • White women prefer white men to the exclusion of everyone else—and Asian and Hispanic women prefer them even more exclusively. These three types of women only respond well to white men. More significantly, these groups’ reply rates to non-whites is terrible. Asian women write back non-white males at 21.9%, Hispanic women at 22.9%, and white women at 23.0%. It’s here where things get interesting, for white women in particular. If you look at the match-by-race table before this one, the “should-look-like” one, you see that white women have an above-average compatibility with almost every group. Yet they only reply well to guys who look like them. There’s more data on this towards the end of the post.
  • Men don’t write black women back. Or rather, they write them back far less often than they should. Black women reply the most, yet get by far the fewest replies. Essentially every race—including other blacks—singles them out for the cold shoulder.

  • White guys are shitty, but fairly even-handed about it. The average reply rate of non-white males is 48.1%, while white guys’ is only 40.5%. Basically, they write back about 20% less often. It’s ironic that white guys are worst responders, because as we saw above they get the most replies. That has apparently made them very self-absorbed. It’s interesting that white males do manage to reply to Middle Eastern women. Is there some kind of emergent fetish there? As Middle Easterners are becoming America’s next racial bogeyman, maybe there’s some kind of forbidden fruit thing going on. (Perhaps a reader more up-to-date on his or her Post-Colonial Theory can step in here? Just kidding. Don’t.)
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #8526
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Honestly, I don't think it was anything I did.
I didn't think it was possible, but you were less pathetic as a virgin.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:41 AM   #8527
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Maybe you made her feel bad about her self, not cumming and all. She went home, blew a banana for practice and cried her self to sleep.
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:19 PM   #8528
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Sweet. She finally says something.

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Dude, really, STOP checking out my profile. I'm out of state, and we went on ONE DATE more than SIX MONTHS AGO. Get the **** over it. You're really ****ing creeping me out. Just leave me alone.
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:27 PM   #8529
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:32 PM   #8530
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:34 PM   #8531
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I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

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Old 11-07-2009, 06:43 PM   #8532
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I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

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**** that bitch.
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:44 PM   #8533
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**** that bitch.
Obviously. But I'd still like to know what was so terribly wrong with me that she wouldn't even talk to me again, especially after she kissed me so well and asked if I was married.
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:53 PM   #8534
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Obviously. But I'd still like to know what was so terribly wrong with me that she wouldn't even talk to me again, especially after she kissed me so well and asked if I was married.
Cuz shes ****ing crazy!
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:54 PM   #8535
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I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

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heres wat you do. Keep sending her messages (preferably strange/creepy ones) till she folds.

Next you meet up with her, mate and live happily ever after..

Afterall this is really wat shes trying to tell you when shes tells u to stop messaging her...
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