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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:32 AM   #766
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:34 AM   #767
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:34 AM   #768
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Hey guyz the other day I was going 120 in my Civic! I usually speed almost every day I guess it caught up to me LOL! Some dumb pig pulled me over LOL.

I guess going 120+ in a school zone in a stolen car is illegal LOL.

I can't help it though. Once I start it up and hear that 4 banger I just want to soar like a turkey LOL!
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:36 AM   #769
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I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:40 AM   #770
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I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.
Nah. That technology is far too sophisticated for him.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:42 AM   #771
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Nah, he's got a better job than that....
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