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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:41 AM   #721
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:42 AM   #722
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I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
Look you aint special scooter you are just another all balls no brains kid on a fast bike that handles good. There are guys like you in every town. I have never needed a bike to pull chicks some day if you dont end up spread out like butter on some highway you will look back at this moment and know what a assclown you were.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:42 AM   #723
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I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately??
Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing. He must be a relative of Convict1983.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:44 AM   #724
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I love watching these guys rep just plummet.
I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 AM   #725
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This thread kinda reminds me of my kid's birthday party this weekend. We have one of those rocket glider swings on the playset and a 5 year old boy is swinging that thing as high as it could possibly go. He was rocking it and really impressing all the other little kids. Then he decided to stand up on the seat which was really awesome because he did the most spectacular flip, glider and all. But he couldn't hang onto an inverted glider and landed on his back in the yard.

He was crying and whining the rest of the party. But gosh that was some good cake.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 AM   #726
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I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.
I'll bet it's that Radar guy.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:47 AM   #727
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Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
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I love watching these guys rep just plummet.
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:48 AM   #731
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This thread kinda reminds me of my kid's birthday party this weekend. We have one of those rocket glider swings on the playset and a 5 year old boy is swinging that thing as high as it could possibly go. He was rocking it and really impressing all the other little kids. Then he decided to stand up on the seat which was really awesome because he did the most spectacular flip, glider and all. But he couldn't hang onto an inverted glider and landed on his back in the yard.

He was crying and whining the rest of the party. But gosh that was some good cake.
I wonder how many kids break their necks on swingsets every year, i know i'm lucky to still be walking after some of the dumb crap i pulled on'em.
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I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.
I got him back down.
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Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.
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Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet.
Apparently you do, indeed, give a crap. If you didn't, why post your stupidity on an internet board full of dorks?

100 most definitely has to be your cycle speed and not your IQ. Wow.
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