Life Dental experiences with O.City - Page 42

O.city · 12-04-2019, 09:02 PM

Had a pretty interesting day today at the office. Morning was pretty normal, drill and fill, check hygiene, extract a tooth etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Pretty normal lunch. Trolled around on CP, ate an apple and a handful of wheat thins.

Then the afternoon hit.

I see inmates from the county jail here in town if they have a tooth ache or something, sheriff or deputy will call up and bring them up in shackles and the whole bit. It's not big deal, most of them are just happy to get out of pain and it's not a problem. So dude comes in, my assistant goes in to ask the normal "which tooth is bothering you, let me get an xray, blah blah". I was in the lab doing something so I wasn't really paying attention. She comes in and says "doc, you will need to come look at something" to which I responded "he need a tooth out, which tooth is hurting"?

"All of them". Huh, ok, weird response but lets go check it out. Sure enough, continued meth use pretty much causes things to not go so well intraorally, so he was pretty much decayed out and most teeth were broken off to the gumline (google meth mouth if you want to see it, i'm not messing with photos). Asked if I could extract all 26 teeth he had left in the 30 minute block we had on the schedule for him.

I laughed, said "nah, which one hurts the worst, we'll take that out". He pointed to one, I numbed it up, used an elevator to take it out, about 30 seconds worth of pressure and it was pretty lose. 2 teeth next to it are super mobile and infected (which starts draining as I get this one out, that smelt nice) so I told him he was getting 2 free extractions since he was already numb in that area and they were loose and I was right there, no harm no foul.

It's always fun when we see the inmates, the Sheriff comes up and sits in the room with them all serious, then when I come in the room we talk about hunting or why the Chiefs always break hearts or something.

He breaks down and starts crying thanking me, that he already felt better (if you saw the amount of infection I drained, you'd see why) and asked if he could make an appointment for when he got out. "Sure, how long you think you'll be in this predicament".

"I figure 4 or 5 years, you scheduling ahead that far yet"? Told him nah, just take care of himself and come see me when he gets out.

Next patient is an amish guy (we have a fairly big amish community near us), super nice guy, needs a crown. Asks if he can barter instead of pay, I ask what is in it for me, said he'd bring me a dozen eggs every week for 6 months (they have chicken barns or something) or I could have a quarter of one of the cows they're butchering. Sold, eggs and beef for a crown, sign me up.

Only problem with that is he scheduled an appointment for himself, but brought 4 other family members who all needed work done.

So we had a waiting room full of inmates and Amish this afternoon. Thought that might be a good name of a band or something.

**Lzen** · 05-24-2024, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Do you really want to know that?

Uhhhh......when you put that way, I guess not.

**ptlyon** · 05-24-2024, 08:45 AM

Don't enter this thread much. But had to go to the podiatrist yesterday. Makes me wonder, are there any here?

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2024, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Don't enter this thread much. But had to go to the podiatrist yesterday. Makes me wonder, are there any here?

Are they really trained in cleaning and filling teeth? I think you should stick with dentists.

K9Texan · 05-24-2024, 10:01 AM

I have had the misfortune of needing a lot of dental work over the years. I took vacations to Colombia in order to get it done for 25% of what it cost in the U.S.

BWillie · 05-24-2024, 10:11 AM

How shitty is Dentegra insurance? Thats what I have. Poor people insurance from Marketplace

**ptlyon** · 05-24-2024, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K9Texan

I have had the misfortune of needing a lot of dental work over the years. I took vacations to Colombia in order to get it done for 25% of what it cost in the U.S.

Friend of mine just got a new set just over the Mexico border. Real happy with them, and the price.

Eureka · 05-24-2024, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city

Can you take a half mouth full of water, lay back and hold it in your mouth without having a panic attack and freaking out?

If so, congrats, you're in the 3% of people who aren't ****ing morons.

Do you have an assistant with big knockers? IF not then that would raise the percentage drastically of men who could perform that task. The more you know!

Hog's Gone Fishin · 05-24-2024, 12:52 PM

Hey O.City , my wife goes in to get all her teeth on the upper pulled and dentures next Tuesday. Any advice ?

Just another affect of smoking for 50 years. Now 50% lung capacity and 50% teeth

And I guess I can mention she only has one ****ing eye too. But that was from a childhood accident So 50% eyeballs

Edit : Oh yeah, and she broke her shoulder in a fall a year ago and it's ****ed up so only 1 GD arm works.

ToxSocks · 05-24-2024, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka

Do you have an assistant with big knockers? IF not then that would raise the percentage drastically of men who could perform that task. The more you know!

She a mermaid or something? Why's her legs fused together. Her pussy is completely useless, can't even spread her to get in there.

This bitch has to hop everywhere she goes.

Brings a whole knew meaning to, "Hop on and ride me"

Eureka · 05-24-2024, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToxSocks

She a mermaid or something? Why's her legs fused together. Her pussy is completely useless, can't even spread her to get in there.

This bitch has to hop everywhere she goes.

Brings a whole knew meaning to, "Hop on and ride me"

AI needs to work harder.

Here you go. This is a picture of O.city at work.

FlaChief58 · 05-24-2024, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

Hey O.City , my wife goes in to get all her teeth on the upper pulled and dentures next Tuesday. Any advice ?

Just another affect of smoking for 50 years. Now 50% lung capacity and 50% teeth

And I guess I can mention she only has one ****ing eye too. But that was from a childhood accident So 50% eyeballs

Edit : Oh yeah, and she broke her shoulder in a fall a year ago and it's ****ed up so only 1 GD arm works.

Is her nickname "Lucky"?

Hog's Gone Fishin · 05-24-2024, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

Is her nickname "Lucky"?

Well, she married me!

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2024, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Friend of mine just got a new set just over the Mexico border. Real happy with them, and the price.

Does he have cravings for tacos and burritos now?

I mean beyond the normal cravings we all have, of course.

displacedinMN · 05-24-2024, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka

AI needs to work harder.

Here you go. This is a picture of O.city at work.

That is a fabulous episode. Joe is on fire.

O.city · 05-30-2024, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

Hey O.City , my wife goes in to get all her teeth on the upper pulled and dentures next Tuesday. Any advice ?

Just another affect of smoking for 50 years. Now 50% lung capacity and 50% teeth

And I guess I can mention she only has one ****ing eye too. But that was from a childhood accident So 50% eyeballs

Edit : Oh yeah, and she broke her shoulder in a fall a year ago and it's ****ed up so only 1 GD arm works.

Sorry I missed this....didn't get around to responding til now!

Usually upper dentures end up going ok. She needs to understand, dentures are a replacement for no teeth, not a replacement for your old natural teeth.

It's gonna take time to learn to talk, chew, etc

12-04-2019, 09:02 PM
O.city In Search of a Life Join Date: Jul 2009 Casino cash: $974064	Dental experiences with O.City Had a pretty interesting day today at the office. Morning was pretty normal, drill and fill, check hygiene, extract a tooth etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary. Pretty normal lunch. Trolled around on CP, ate an apple and a handful of wheat thins. Then the afternoon hit. I see inmates from the county jail here in town if they have a tooth ache or something, sheriff or deputy will call up and bring them up in shackles and the whole bit. It's not big deal, most of them are just happy to get out of pain and it's not a problem. So dude comes in, my assistant goes in to ask the normal "which tooth is bothering you, let me get an xray, blah blah". I was in the lab doing something so I wasn't really paying attention. She comes in and says "doc, you will need to come look at something" to which I responded "he need a tooth out, which tooth is hurting"? "All of them". Huh, ok, weird response but lets go check it out. Sure enough, continued meth use pretty much causes things to not go so well intraorally, so he was pretty much decayed out and most teeth were broken off to the gumline (google meth mouth if you want to see it, i'm not messing with photos). Asked if I could extract all 26 teeth he had left in the 30 minute block we had on the schedule for him. I laughed, said "nah, which one hurts the worst, we'll take that out". He pointed to one, I numbed it up, used an elevator to take it out, about 30 seconds worth of pressure and it was pretty lose. 2 teeth next to it are super mobile and infected (which starts draining as I get this one out, that smelt nice) so I told him he was getting 2 free extractions since he was already numb in that area and they were loose and I was right there, no harm no foul. It's always fun when we see the inmates, the Sheriff comes up and sits in the room with them all serious, then when I come in the room we talk about hunting or why the Chiefs always break hearts or something. He breaks down and starts crying thanking me, that he already felt better (if you saw the amount of infection I drained, you'd see why) and asked if he could make an appointment for when he got out. "Sure, how long you think you'll be in this predicament". "I figure 4 or 5 years, you scheduling ahead that far yet"? Told him nah, just take care of himself and come see me when he gets out. Next patient is an amish guy (we have a fairly big amish community near us), super nice guy, needs a crown. Asks if he can barter instead of pay, I ask what is in it for me, said he'd bring me a dozen eggs every week for 6 months (they have chicken barns or something) or I could have a quarter of one of the cows they're butchering. Sold, eggs and beef for a crown, sign me up. Only problem with that is he scheduled an appointment for himself, but brought 4 other family members who all needed work done. So we had a waiting room full of inmates and Amish this afternoon. Thought that might be a good name of a band or something.
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ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $11013829	Don't enter this thread much. But had to go to the podiatrist yesterday. Makes me wonder, are there any here? __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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05-24-2024, 10:01 AM	#619
K9Texan Starter Join Date: May 2024 Casino cash: $-109500	I have had the misfortune of needing a lot of dental work over the years. I took vacations to Colombia in order to get it done for 25% of what it cost in the U.S.
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05-24-2024, 10:11 AM	#620
BWillie The End of All Your Dreams Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $351241	How shitty is Dentegra insurance? Thats what I have. Poor people insurance from Marketplace
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05-24-2024, 12:52 PM	#623
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $-239523	Hey O.City , my wife goes in to get all her teeth on the upper pulled and dentures next Tuesday. Any advice ? Just another affect of smoking for 50 years. Now 50% lung capacity and 50% teeth And I guess I can mention she only has one **ing eye too. But that was from a childhood accident So 50% eyeballs Edit : Oh yeah, and she broke her shoulder in a fall a year ago and it's **ed up so only 1 GD arm works.
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