Andy Reid appreciation thread

[Hammock Parties]

The guy could easily have tried to pump his superstar QB by throwing on the goal line at the end of the game.

He did the smart thing and pounded it three times for the ****ing win.

Word to your mother, Pete Carroll.



Oh, and he has mind control over the AFC West. 18-1 in his last 19.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

More nonsensical headlines/factless hot takes upcoming . . .

While im flattered you took a break from cornholing your mother to jump in with your invaluable posting, if its all the same, you can just **** right off.

I'm not bitching about Reid other than to make observations about his monumental playoff collapses, and penchant for pant shitting in moment that a ten year old madden player could figure out.

Oh and obviously to laugh my ass off at the notion that pounding a defense with the run doesnt wear them out. That was a good one

This year, hes got a defense and the best qb on the planet. Dude will get it done this year, or he will shit his pants again.

If said pant shitting happens to occur this week or next, i eagerly await all of your posts that excuse and explain away the appearance of full Reidtard.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

While im flattered you took a break from cornholing your mother to jump in with your invaluable posting, if its all the same, you can just **** right off.

I'm not bitching about Reid other than to make observations about his monumental playoff collapses, and penchant for pant shitting in moment that a ten year old madden player cod figure out.

Thus year, hes got a defense and the best qb on the planet. Dude will get it done this year, or he will shit his pants again.

If said pant shitting happens to occur this week or next, i eagerly await all of your posts that excuse and explain away the appearance of full Reidtard.

And right on cue . . . There she is.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Yeah, you're probably right.

Dude's teams are in the top 10 in points scored 2/3 of the seasons he's coached in this league, but you probably know more about running an offense than him. And hey, guy also has FREQUENTLY had a top 10 running game (and almost always top 10 in terms of rush efficiency), but you're right - he's just constantly getting away from it.

Guy's had 5 seasons in 21 where he had a clearly below average rushing attack. This season's shitshow being one of them, a season where we are just flat-out bad at running the football because we can't keep a RB healthy and our IOL is lousy. In '04 & '05 he lost Westbrook for large chunks of the year, in '08 & '09 he had serious OL issues, Westbrook had lost a step (after making an All-Pro team under Reid, mind you) and he turned the reigns over to the rookie McCoy in '09 who the following season ALSO became an All-Pro under Reid in a season where he had 17 rushing touchdowns. Charles gets as many carries per game under Reid in 2013 as he ever has in his career and makes an All-Pro team. Duce Staley gets 325 carries (60+ more carries than he had under Ray Rhodes the previous year) for his career season the year Andy takes over in Philly. Then of course Kareem Hunt leads the league in rushing under Andy.

I mean, we're gonna bitch about the fact that he didn't hand off the ball to the "League's leading rusher" in the Titans game where they got a whopping 3 possessions in the 2nd half, one of which was stalled precisely because of a negative rushing attempt on 1st down, and just gloss right over the fact that Andy Reid ran an offense that yielded the league's leading rusher that season.

You're right - a dude w/ a track record of getting exceptional seasons out of 2nd day picks and who managed to do stuff like get 564 yards at 5 yards/clip out of Bryce Brown as his backup RB clearly just doesn't care about the running game. Dude who's average season is above average in rushing yards and who routinely finishes in the top 10 in rushing YPC (and top 5 nearly half the time) while managing to create careers for guys like Spencer Ware and Correll Buckhalter clearly doesn't know how to utilize his backs.

Andy Reid, who's average offensive output over a 21 year career is a top 10 offense despite thoroughly average QBs, simply doesn't understand that if he'd have just handed the ball off more, everything would've been BETTER. The guy with the .600+ winning percentage who will almost certainly retire as one of the top 5 winningest coaches in football history - secret idiot all along. Doesn't know how to use runningbacks or score points, a 21 year track record of high scoring offenses and productive runningbacks be damned.

Yup. You've got it aaaaall figured out.

I'd totally refute all of this, but I'm like busy and stuff. So, you're just going to have to trust that you're in the wrong here.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

And right on cue… There she is.

There are none so blind...

[RealSNR]

DJ is making us all look bad by actually doing his damn homework.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

DJ is making us all look bad by actually doing his damn homework.

LEARNING HURTS BRAIN!!! [/wallcrawler]

[Wallcrawler]

Reading this dumbassery hurts brain.

Running the football doesnt tire out a defense.

That absolutely has to go into the worst football takes thread. That's legendary stupid.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Reading this dumbassery hurts brain.

Running the football doesnt tire out a defense.

That absolutely has to go into the worst football takes thread. That's legendary stupid.

Playing defense tires out a defense, sport.

The how of it is largely immaterial. If you're better at keeping the defense on the field by throwing the ball, you throw the ball.

The VAST majority of teams, including every team Reid has ever coached, have been significantly more efficient throwing the football.

But please, lemme know how hurling Brian Westbrook at a DE is gonna break that poor guy down. I'm sure Clark and Suggs see guys like Phillip Lindsay and think "Oh no, Ned! He's coming right for us!!!" I'm sure Jones, Pennel and Nnadi are just quivering in fear at having to tackle a dude they outweigh by 100 lbs.

[Imon Yourside]

Fire Whitlock!

[rydogg58]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Yeah, you're probably right.

Dude's teams are in the top 10 in points scored 2/3 of the seasons he's coached in this league, but you probably know more about running an offense than him. And hey, guy also has FREQUENTLY had a top 10 running game (and almost always top 10 in terms of rush efficiency), but you're right - he's just constantly getting away from it.

Guy's had 5 seasons in 21 where he had a clearly below average rushing attack. This season's shitshow being one of them, a season where we are just flat-out bad at running the football because we can't keep a RB healthy and our IOL is lousy. In '04 & '05 he lost Westbrook for large chunks of the year, in '08 & '09 he had serious OL issues, Westbrook had lost a step (after making an All-Pro team under Reid, mind you) and he turned the reigns over to the rookie McCoy in '09 who the following season ALSO became an All-Pro under Reid in a season where he had 17 rushing touchdowns. Charles gets as many carries per game under Reid in 2013 as he ever has in his career and makes an All-Pro team. Duce Staley gets 325 carries (60+ more carries than he had under Ray Rhodes the previous year) for his career season the year Andy takes over in Philly. Then of course Kareem Hunt leads the league in rushing under Andy.

I mean, we're gonna bitch about the fact that he didn't hand off the ball to the "League's leading rusher" in the Titans game where they got a whopping 3 possessions in the 2nd half, one of which was stalled precisely because of a negative rushing attempt on 1st down, and just gloss right over the fact that Andy Reid ran an offense that yielded the league's leading rusher that season.

You're right - a dude w/ a track record of getting exceptional seasons out of 2nd day picks and who managed to do stuff like get 564 yards at 5 yards/clip out of Bryce Brown as his backup RB clearly just doesn't care about the running game. Dude who's average season is above average in rushing yards and who routinely finishes in the top 10 in rushing YPC (and top 5 nearly half the time) while managing to create careers for guys like Spencer Ware and Correll Buckhalter clearly doesn't know how to utilize his backs.

Andy Reid, who's average offensive output over a 21 year career is a top 10 offense despite thoroughly average QBs, simply doesn't understand that if he'd have just handed the ball off more, everything would've been BETTER. The guy with the .600+ winning percentage who will almost certainly retire as one of the top 5 winningest coaches in football history - secret idiot all along. Doesn't know how to use runningbacks or score points, a 21 year track record of high scoring offenses and productive runningbacks be damned.

Yup. You've got it aaaaall figured out.

Jesus christ. You could have at least left a little meat on his bones for the rats to gnaw on. That was brilliant and brutal. Love it.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by rydogg58

Jesus christ. You could have at least left a little meat on his bones for the rats to gnaw on. That was brilliant and brutal. Love it.

Hopefully DJ is providing kneepads, goggles, and spoogecup for all the fellating hes got you doing.

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Hopefully DJ is providing kneepads, goggles, and spoogecup for all the fellating hes got you doing.

Well you wont have to worry about any of this with any of your football takes.

At some point in time you might want to realize it's no longer 1990 and football has changed.

Tennessee's massive 14pt outburst should have told you something.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

Well you wont have to worry about any of this with any of your football takes.

At some point in time you might want to realize it's no longer 1990 and football has changed.

Tennessee's massive 14pt outburst should have told you something.

Remind me, did Tennessee win?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Remind me, did Tennessee win?

Yes.

Because of their defense.

End of story.

If New England hadn't had an ineligible man downfield penalty on a huge pass play that set them up to take the lead in the second half, all that awesome running-and-not-scoring would have resulted in an L most likely.

[King_Chief_Fan]

I appreciate Andy allowing hoops to be played (resulting in injuries) in locker room during the weeks preperation for the most important game of this season(so far).