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View Poll Results: Did you ever hit something while learning to drive?
Yes, another car 6 6.45%
Yes, a tree or sign or traffic light 1 1.08%
Yes, a house 3 3.23%
Yes, a person 2 2.15%
Yes, something else 6 6.45%
No 75 80.65%
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:10 PM  
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When learning to drive....
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:52 AM   #46
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I agree, I'm never getting in a car with that knucklehead. Imagine him with a cell phone trying to change radio stations.



Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like in the car on the road is the safest place with Slayer behind the wheel. What you don't want to be walking down the sidewalks - or worse yet, hiding in a house.

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Old 06-21-2003, 03:33 AM   #47
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Old 06-21-2003, 07:02 AM   #48
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I made a turn that was a little too wide and ended up in the left lane. When I was getting back into the left lane, I turned the wheel too much and got on the sidewalk. While attempting to hit the break, my leg was pushing on the wheel and caused me to turn right and into the house. Other than the side-view mirror, the only damage is under the right headlight....some dents, scrapes, and two small holes where the brick punctured the metal.

.............OMFG Slayer........If I didn't have too work, I could be having some fun with this.........
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Old 06-21-2003, 07:32 AM   #49
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I have been in two accidents. One was sleep induced and the other was rain induced.

The second one REALLY pissed me off as I did all the correct things and a tire fucked me.
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:26 AM   #50
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Did it bend ya over ? Give ya a reach around ? Did it use rubber ?........Kiss ya when it was done...............?
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:31 AM   #51
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:32 AM   #52
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Hack - It didn't need to use a "rubber" (think about it).
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:38 AM   #53
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Hack - It didn't need to use a "rubber" (think about it).


That's what I ment............
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:51 AM   #54
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Other than that, the only collision I was ever involved in where I was driving was one I got in deliberately, so I guess you can't really call it an "accident."
Hmmmm, interesting.

Why on earth would you want to deliberately hit someone with a moving vehicle? Only one of two things come to mind: 1. The car in front of you was driven by some hottie, and you are one of those guys that will rear-end the chick's car in order to get her phone number. OR 2. You are a raging maniac who feels like every other driver out there needs a lesson, and someone pissed you off to the point that you had to ram your vehicle into theirs to prove a point.

Hopefully, it's number 1. And, even that is shameful.

Otherwise, I'd be interested to know why on earth you would deliberately hit someone with a 2,000 pound moving vehicle?
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Old 06-21-2003, 11:00 AM   #55
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Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like in the car on the road is the safest place with Slayer behind the wheel. What you don't want to be walking down the sidewalks - or worse yet, hiding in a house.

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Old 06-21-2003, 11:17 AM   #56
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Hmmmm, interesting.

Why on earth would you want to deliberately hit someone with a moving vehicle? Only one of two things come to mind: 1. The car in front of you was driven by some hottie, and you are one of those guys that will rear-end the chick's car in order to get her phone number. OR 2. You are a raging maniac who feels like every other driver out there needs a lesson, and someone pissed you off to the point that you had to ram your vehicle into theirs to prove a point.

Hopefully, it's number 1. And, even that is shameful.

Otherwise, I'd be interested to know why on earth you would deliberately hit someone with a 2,000 pound moving vehicle?
2000 pounds? I think cars weigh considerably more than that.
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Old 06-21-2003, 11:34 AM   #57
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Hmmmm, interesting.

Why on earth would you want to deliberately hit someone with a moving vehicle? Only one of two things come to mind: 1. The car in front of you was driven by some hottie, and you are one of those guys that will rear-end the chick's car in order to get her phone number. OR 2. You are a raging maniac who feels like every other driver out there needs a lesson, and someone pissed you off to the point that you had to ram your vehicle into theirs to prove a point.

Hopefully, it's number 1. And, even that is shameful.

Otherwise, I'd be interested to know why on earth you would deliberately hit someone with a 2,000 pound moving vehicle?
Apparently you don't read so well. I explained the circumstances behind this two posts later. I was also 18, probably drunk, and very pissed off, the the individual in question had been terrorizing me for months. My goal was to cut him off, make him stop his car, then beat the shit out of him in a fair fight. Prior to this, the only time I saw this guy outside of his car was when he showed up at my house with five other guys when I was alone.

And as I turn 38 on Monday, that would mean that this took place nearly 20 YEARS AGO.

So stick your condescending lecture up your ass.
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Old 06-21-2003, 11:38 AM   #58
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So stick your condescending lecture up your ass.
Frazod- chill.

I wasn't being condescending, and I wasn't trying to be an ass. I was curiously kidding around, but you don't know that because the post fails to prove the tone of my voice. Maybe I should have a left a smiley face at the end.

Also, I didn't read past your post. I was reading down, and came across your post and was astonished to read about your "deliberate" attempt to hit someone, and I immediately responded without doing any further investigation...

Sorry, you took it the wrong way...
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Frazod- chill.

I wasn't being condescending, and I wasn't trying to be an ass. I was curiously kidding around, but you don't know that because the post fails to prove the tone of my voice. Maybe I should have a left a smiley face at the end.

Also, I didn't read past your post. I was reading down, and came across your post and was astonished to read about your "deliberate" attempt to hit someone, and I immediately responded with doing any further investigation...

Sorry, you took it the wrong way...
No problem.

You didn't convey the sarcsasm very well. You also made it sound like I ran down some girl scout on the sidewalk for kicks on a Saturday night.

Inserting a smilie would have been a good idea....
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Old 06-21-2003, 11:48 AM   #60
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No problem.

You didn't convey the sarcsasm very well. You also made it sound like I ran down some girl scout on the sidewalk for kicks on a Saturday night.

Inserting a smilie would have been a good idea....


I was indeed being sarcastic, and wasn't trying to accuse you of anything...
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