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Msmith · 01-23-2014, 12:39 PM

He just received his PHD in physics but he has not able to get a job. According to him, he had wonderful interviews but fell thru. One thing I notice that his teeth are somewhat yellow and the breath is overwhelming. How do I point this out to him without hurting his feeling?

Iconic · 01-23-2014, 01:43 PM

If you tell something to someone in a truly sincere manner it's impossible to get defensive over it. Just say something like " Hey bro, your breath kind of smells did you forget to brush your teeth today?" then continue on with whatever you were talking about earlier to make him feel less uncomfortable. It's when people feel embarrassed, that's when defense mechanisms start acting up. He'll take note.... rest should be history.

Frosty · 01-23-2014, 01:51 PM

If his teeth are yellow, the bad breath could be coming from bad teeth. Tell him to see a dentist and get that stuff fixed.

booger · 01-23-2014, 01:53 PM

You could cup your hand, put your hand down your pants, fart in your palm then quickly put your hand over his mouth.

Unfiltered butt direct

Eleazar · 01-23-2014, 01:54 PM

Spoof a telephone number and start texting him anonymously

InChiefsHeaven · 01-23-2014, 01:54 PM

Next time you get a chance to talk about the job situation, I'd say:

"Here's the thing man. With the job market so tight, employers are getting super picky. You have to leave no stone unturned to make a good impression. Seriously, get a new suit, haircut, bleach your teeth, make sure your breath is totally clean, whatever you have to do. There's no shame in putting your absolute best foot forward, it's probably the only thing separating you from some other idiot they hire who is less qualified. Ya gotta play the game man..."

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 01-23-2014, 02:16 PM

Maybe you can try wiping your ass

**ShortRoundChief** · 01-23-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

Maybe you can try wiping your ass

or at the bare minimum refrain from chewing on the soiled tissue

Simplicity · 01-23-2014, 02:29 PM

Just tell him and if he whines... Show him this...

Simplicity · 01-23-2014, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

Next time you get a chance to talk about the job situation, I'd say:

"Here's the thing man. With the job market so tight, employers are getting super picky. You have to leave no stone unturned to make a good impression. Seriously, get a new suit, haircut, bleach your teeth, make sure your breath is totally clean, whatever you have to do. There's no shame in putting your absolute best foot forward, it's probably the only thing separating you from some other idiot they hire who is less qualified. Ya gotta play the game man..."

But in all seriousness... This is probably a great idea of doing it.

Chief_For_Life58 · 01-23-2014, 02:31 PM

stop being a beta male and tell him to brush his ****n teeth and mouthwash like normal people

Kman34 · 01-23-2014, 02:47 PM

Just tell him... I respect people that tell me the truth about things and hopefully he will too. Just don't blurt it out soften the blow with some complements......" your smart and I'm sure you'll find a great job but first you need to take care of this problem ....."

Fish · 01-23-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

You could cup your hand, put your hand down your pants, fart in your palm then quickly put your hand over his mouth.

Unfiltered butt direct

Cup of Cheese bitch!!

ClevelandBronco · 01-23-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

He's a physicist. He has no feelings of which he is aware.

And it's not like he's ever going to get laid anyway.

booger · 01-23-2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Cup of Cheese bitch!!

she's kinda hot....i would probably let her do that to me

ThaVirus · 01-23-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Cup of Cheese bitch!!

Immediately what I thought about.

01-23-2014, 12:39 PM
Msmith Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $8238035	How do I tell my friend if he has a bad hygiene problem He just received his PHD in physics but he has not able to get a job. According to him, he had wonderful interviews but fell thru. One thing I notice that his teeth are somewhat yellow and the breath is overwhelming. How do I point this out to him without hurting his feeling?
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01-23-2014, 01:43 PM	#46
Iconic It's just a ride. Join Date: Dec 2010 Casino cash: $1760360	If you tell something to someone in a truly sincere manner it's impossible to get defensive over it. Just say something like " Hey bro, your breath kind of smells did you forget to brush your teeth today?" then continue on with whatever you were talking about earlier to make him feel less uncomfortable. It's when people feel embarrassed, that's when defense mechanisms start acting up. He'll take note.... rest should be history. __________________ 12·12·11 回 RIP Turd Haley
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01-23-2014, 01:51 PM	#47
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01-23-2014, 01:54 PM	#50
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $805437	Next time you get a chance to talk about the job situation, I'd say: "Here's the thing man. With the job market so tight, employers are getting super picky. You have to leave no stone unturned to make a good impression. Seriously, get a new suit, haircut, bleach your teeth, make sure your breath is totally clean, whatever you have to do. There's no shame in putting your absolute best foot forward, it's probably the only thing separating you from some other idiot they hire who is less qualified. Ya gotta play the game man..." __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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01-23-2014, 02:47 PM	#56
Kman34 My Mamma Says Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion Casino cash: $-1678214 VARSITY	Just tell him... I respect people that tell me the truth about things and hopefully he will too. Just don't blurt it out soften the blow with some complements......" your smart and I'm sure you'll find a great job but first you need to take care of this problem ....."
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