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Old 08-04-2014, 12:53 AM  
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Does anyone get laid in this city?

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:53 PM   #556
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Dont know how many of you guys are active in the dating scene but the truth is that every girl whos thin has 10-20 options at the very least unless she has some overt physical deformity like acne or something.

The problem is that you're competing with 10-20 other good looking guys who are all devising elaborate schemes to try and achieve the same goal you are.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:55 PM   #557
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Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:56 PM   #558
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I have an overt physical deformity. My chin / nose combo resemble this gu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQO0OzX4Kk#t=452

and i also have male pattern baldness. I dont think it should come as a huge surprise i am unable to get laid. (I also have some mild acne)

the only thing that's surprising is the fact that i put in this much time/effort with no reward. You'd imagine that i'd have run into a girl with a penchant for guys with weak chins/analytical overactive minds by now, as there are all types of weird fetishes
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:57 PM   #559
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Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?
nope made out with a girl
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:59 PM   #560
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Alright, this guy is trolling.

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Old 08-16-2014, 09:59 PM   #561
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You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.
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Old 08-16-2014, 10:07 PM   #562
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Old 08-16-2014, 10:40 PM   #563
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You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.
No we have different coloring, midface, eye spacing, jaw... yeah nothing alike.
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Old 08-16-2014, 11:01 PM   #564
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Old 08-16-2014, 11:31 PM   #565
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Old 08-17-2014, 06:48 AM   #566
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Lose the jewelry, facial hair, wife beater and get your hair styled. Some decent threads would not hurt. Get the girl to talk about herself. Most generally they are just as nervous as you are and talking about themselves relaxes them. Inject into the conversation occasionally. You don't want to dominate. Listen to what they are saying and don't try to bullshit them.
More than anything, listen. Babes want more than anything just someone to talk to them.

Oh, and have a large penis.
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Old 08-17-2014, 07:12 AM   #567
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Old 08-17-2014, 08:01 AM   #568
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Old 08-17-2014, 09:14 AM   #569
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Ya I'm sorry but this thread is depressing. How hard can it be to get laid? At this point **** a hooker, it would save you lots of money. Also, try finding a big group of girls like 5 or more and go for the ugliest one in the group. That is all but guaranteed.
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Old 08-17-2014, 09:51 AM   #570
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