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Old 08-07-2016, 03:29 PM  
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Child dies at Schlitterbahn in KCK

This is horrifying. Supposed to be a press conference soon with more details. Rumors seem to indicate it happened on the Verrukt, the world's tallest waterslide.


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Old 03-27-2018, 09:32 PM   #511
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Well if people think a slide could potentially decapitate one of their kids they have the freedom to choose another water park. If Schlitterbahns water slides kill enough kids people will stop going to their park and they will be out of business.
Wait, we ARE still talking about Kansas, right?
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:34 PM   #512
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Well if people think a slide could potentially decapitate one of their kids they have the freedom to choose another water park. If Schlitterbahns water slides kill enough kids people will stop going to their park and they will be out of business.
I agree. Let the free market decide if we need decapitated heads rolling around in our waterslides.
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:35 PM   #513
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Well if people think a slide could potentially decapitate one of their kids they have the freedom to choose another water park. If Schlitterbahns water slides kill enough kids people will stop going to their park and they will be out of business.
Yeah, the free market should decide all safety issues.
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:45 PM   #514
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Maybe the citizens of Kansas want amusement park rides that could potentially kill their children.
And meth.

Lots and lots of meth.

You can keep your stinky weed, Colorado. We don't need your fancy learnin' schools, Missouri.

We got the Beirut Key water slide. And a bunch of meth.
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Old 03-27-2018, 10:08 PM   #515
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I agree. Let the free market decide if we need decapitated heads rolling around in our waterslides.
I understand the kids surviving family and their ambulance chasing lawyer are trying to sue Schlitterbahn. These lawsuit happy people out looking for a payday are never going to realize that these excessive lawsuits will cause businesses to flee the state.
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Old 03-27-2018, 10:18 PM   #516
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Those lax regulations provide dozens jobs for ride operators.
Can't tell if serious.
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Can't tell if serious.
Right? This is some intense Rand-ian libertarian cosplay at the least. Poor guy.
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:01 AM   #519
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And meth.

Lots and lots of meth.

You can keep your stinky weed, Colorado. We don't need your fancy learnin' schools, Missouri.

We got the Beirut Key water slide. And a bunch of meth.
there's MUCH more meth in missouri...
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I understand the kids surviving family and their ambulance chasing lawyer are trying to sue Schlitterbahn. These lawsuit happy people out looking for a payday are never going to realize that these excessive lawsuits will cause businesses to flee the state.
Ambulance chasing lawyers? Their kid was freaking DECAPITATED due to the negligence of the park owner and ride designer.
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I understand the kids surviving family and their ambulance chasing lawyer are trying to sue Schlitterbahn. These lawsuit happy people out looking for a payday are never going to realize that these excessive lawsuits will cause businesses to flee the state.
I know right! Wait.....what?
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Old 03-28-2018, 10:40 AM   #522
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Ambulance chasing lawyers? Their kid was freaking DECAPITATED due to the negligence of the park owner and ride designer.
Well that’s fine if you want to live in a nanny state where centralized power tells you what’s safe and isn’t safe. Just don’t be surprised when Schlitterbahn is forced to raise its prices to Joe Consumer due to burdensome regulations.
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Old 03-28-2018, 10:49 AM   #523
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And meth.

Lots and lots of meth.

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We got the Beirut Key water slide. And a bunch of meth.
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...burdensome regulations.
all of the sudden it's a burdensome regulation to have freaking rides that don't decapitate freaking kids?
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all of the sudden it's a burdensome regulation to have freaking rides that don't decapitate freaking kids?
also, call me nuts in that I'd pay a premium to make sure MY FREAKING KIDS HEADS DON'T GET CUT OFF DURING A FREAKING RIDE
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