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Old 04-29-2016, 05:36 PM  
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Old 11-26-2021, 01:16 PM   #511
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Way to catch the sarcasm, bruh. Honestly. Well played.
Yes, I really thought you meant Ingram was going to receive a large payday. I had no idea you were using this thing called "sarcasm."

Still waiting for your list of which of those players - all paid more than Jones - are clearly superior.

I think the reality is somewhere between you undervalue Jones on an outright basis and you don't quite appreciate what the going rate is for a top-5 NFL DT.
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Old 11-26-2021, 01:16 PM   #512
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He is the 3rd highest paid DT by yearly average in the league, so I'd say being 2nd team all pro is perfectly fine. Jones is not inconsistent. Since 2018, when he became the player he is today, he has a sack in 28 out of 53 games. He had a pressure in 50 of those 53 games and has 144 pressures in those 53 games.

You're just an idiot. No one "wrecks shit" every single week. Everyone has bad games, moron. There's only 1 player better than Jones at DT and that is Aaron Donald and he got $135 mil and is guaranteed to get $85+ mil of that.
WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

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Do some of you even watch the NFL Good grief. You realize 2nd team all pro is the 3rd or 4th best player at his position right??? You do realize that??? And he's the 3rd highest paid player at his position. That seems good value ro me.
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WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

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Since advanced stats were available on PFR in 2018

TJ Watt 187 pressures in 55 games = 3.4 pressures/gm
Joey Bosa 140 pressures in 45 games = 3.1 pressures/gm
Khalil Mack 132 pressures in 53 games = 2.5 pressures/gm
Myles Garrett 150 pressures in 51 games = 3 pressures/gm
Chris Jones 144 pressures in 53 games = 2.7 pressures/gm
D. Buckner 105 pressures in 58 games =1.8 pressures/gm
C. Heyward 110 pressures in 57 games = 1.9 pressures/gm
A. Donald 191 pressures in 58 games = 3.3 pressures/gm

Yeah, 2.7 pressures per game is really ****ing good, especially coming from a DT. So choke on another one, you braindead scab.
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Hell since his contract Jones is at 68 pressures in 23 games. Good for 3 a game. That's as good as Myles Garrett and Joey Bosa. Man, Wallcrawler, don't you feel really low IQ? Dumb AF even?
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WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

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You want to try again and maybe completely retract this nonsense? FFS, man, know when to take the loss.
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"Most dominant DT not named Aaron Donald"="2nd-string DT."

You can't make this shit up.
No one was saying he's 2nd string.

I said he was 2nd team all pro. Maybe you misread that.

Also, welcome to the thread. Be sure to tell Wallcrawler how dumb he is before you leave. Thanks.
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First of all, dilphag9, I'm not mad about anything. It's not my money.

Next off, if you believe 80 million dollars given to a dt to be SECOND TEAM all pro is satisfactory production for that big of a cap hit, then you got some low expectations. How much for first team, then? 100? 120? Lmmfgdao.

So fap to his 5 tackles in a losing superbowl effort unable to sack the oldest most unathletic qb in the league, and tout that legendary second team designation and call it 80 million well spent.

I disagree.

Like it or not, Jones is inconsistent, and inconsistency isn't something you pay that much money for. 80 million, you damn well better be wrecking shit on a weekly basis, not taking 11 games to show up, you damn sure better make first team all pro, and for ****s sake, you better muster more than a 5tkl stat line in the biggest game there is against the oldest slowest qb there is.
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No one was saying he's 2nd string.

I said he was 2nd team all pro. Maybe you misread that.

Also, welcome to the thread. Be sure to tell Wallcrawler how dumb he is before you leave. Thanks.
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Since advanced stats were available on PFR in 2018



TJ Watt 187 pressures in 55 games = 3.4 pressures/gm

Joey Bosa 140 pressures in 45 games = 3.1 pressures/gm

Khalil Mack 132 pressures in 53 games = 2.5 pressures/gm

Myles Garrett 150 pressures in 51 games = 3 pressures/gm

Chris Jones 144 pressures in 53 games = 2.7 pressures/gm

D. Buckner 105 pressures in 58 games =1.8 pressures/gm

C. Heyward 110 pressures in 57 games = 1.9 pressures/gm

A. Donald 191 pressures in 58 games = 3.3 pressures/gm



Yeah, 2.7 pressures per game is really ****ing good, especially coming from a DT. So choke on another one, you braindead scab.

Surely this ends the debate, yes..?
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