Commercials That Are Annoying the Hell Out Of You Right Now

[Easy 6]

Let me go first, please



Know for sure I'm not the only one being smothered to death by a relentless barrage of commercial ear worm dreck these days

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Even good commercials hold little sway with me. The most consistently entertaining commercials on TV are the Allstate mayhem commercials and it's not particularly close. Those always crack me up. But I'm not switching to Allstate, because I've heard from too many people over the years that they tend to drop you after you file a claim for pretty much anything. Sorry, Mayhem guy.

Much like new movies and shows, I'm clearly not the target audience anymore, and the same goes for commercials. I'm going to buy the same shit I've always bought, and in many cases because it's the same shit my parents bought. Charmin toilet paper. Tide detergent. Irish Spring soap. Life cereal. And so on. No amount of gorgeous women with giant tits is going to make me buy a light beer that tastes like watered down ass or a phone from a crappy provider (sorry, Lilly), anymore than some singing and dancing fat chick is going to make me pester my doctor.

100% with you in that no commercial ever has inspired me to go get a given product... I either needed or liked the product beforehand, or I didn't

The last time I was that suggestible, was as a child when maybe Count Chocula had the little baking soda powered bathtub submarine buried in there somewhere

Originally Posted by liquidlounge

This is not a great take. The one where Doug slides down the fire pole and gets beat to the bottom floor by Limu Emu who took the elevator is pretty funny. Also, the new one where Limu leaves home after his dad tells Limu that he'll never amount to anything, then dad see's him 5 years later on TV - that one is Oscar worthy!

[chiefnut]

Any commercial where they are singing and dancing.

[scho63]

We have a commercial that runs ALL the time out here in Phoenix area: The Husband and Wife Law Team. Annoying, obnoxious and she looks like a little pig. They have like 11 kids.

[Frosty]

I very rarely watch commercials. However, I was at the in-laws over the Thanksgiving weekend and they had games going constantly. I must have seen that ****ing Fansville commercial with the mascot talking to the girl in the upstairs window a 1000 times. I swear to God I will never drink a Dr Pepper again in my life.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by scho63

We have a commercial that runs ALL the time out here in Phoenix area: The Husband and Wife Law Team. Annoying, obnoxious and she looks like a little pig. They have like 11 kids.

Personal injury attorneys usually have the same commercials. Old white men in suits. There’s a girl here with ads that look like Marvel created them. Makes me wish I was the type to sue people.

[Bob Dole]

There’s an SNHU.edu commercial running with numerous people stating their home state…except one douchebag. From St. Louis.

[Renegade]

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

Any ad exec who puts a commercial on with doorbells should be required by law to sit in a cage surrounded by dozens of dogs as they play the commercial on loop for 24 hours.

There are so many commercials with doorbells. Every time one sounds, our cat runs and hides. Thinks somebody is at the door. It is hilarious at the number of times a night this happens.

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by Renegade

There are so many commercials with doorbells. Every time one sounds, our cat runs and hides. Thinks somebody is at the door. It is hilarious at the number of times a night this happens.

That should be outlawed just like sirens in radio commercials.

But I dont listen to the radio anymore.

[ptlyon]

The Lindt dark chocolate commercial where the bitch at the end says "I told you it wasn't bitter!"

[jjchieffan]

Limu emu. Actually, all of the Liberty mutual commercials are awful. I think that the dude with the wax statue of himself may actually be worse than the emu ones.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

The Lindt dark chocolate commercial where the bitch at the end says "I told you it wasn't bitter!"

Literally just watched that commercial 2 minutes ago.

[TinyEvel]

Nothing greater than fast-forwarding through commercials and seeing those Kars 4 Kids ****ers zip past.