Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by Dunit35

Denverchief, do you enjoy being a big city cop?...or did you prefer going to a smaller town?

I don't work for the "big city" I work for a Sheriff's office in the mountains geographically large but population small

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by frazod

To be fair, HALF of Colorado is beautiful. The rest is a vile, barren wasteland, worse even than *ick* Kansas.

Denver may be near the beautiful part, but it isn't in the beautiful part. The dry sand of a beach isn't wet just because it's near the ocean.

but without the dry sand you would be walking on dirt and then you would be in Oakland

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by DenverChief

but without the dry sand you would be walking on dirt and then you would be in Oakland

True enough

[007]

Originally Posted by frazod

To be fair, HALF of Colorado is beautiful. The rest is a vile, barren wasteland, worse even than *ick* Kansas.

Denver may be near the beautiful part, but it isn't in the beautiful part. The dry sand of a beach isn't wet just because it's near the ocean.

I love when people bitch about driving through Kansas. I just tell them, "wait until you get to the Colorado border. Almost 150 miles pure nothing even flatter than Western Kansas.

Of course, once you see Pike's Peak pop over the horizon.....
Kansas sucks.

[Dunit35]

Originally Posted by Guru

I love when people bitch about driving through Kansas. I just tell them, "wait until you get to the Colorado border. Almost 150 miles pure nothing even flatter than Western Kansas.

Of course, once you see Pike's Peak pop over the horizon.....
Kansas sucks.

As Lloyd Christmas would say

Colorado huh? That John Denver is full of shit.

[Logical]

To all the police wannabe's San Diego is having trouble staffing it's City Police department.

[ChiefFan31]

Originally Posted by Logical

To all the police wannabe's San Diego is having trouble staffing it's City Police department.

yeah, but this dumbass makes us San Diegans look bad.

[Ultra Peanut]

I will trade you a pot of gumbo for your new laptop.

[kcxiv]

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

You guys are heros in my book. And you can count on my kids growing up knowing that.

I wish i could say the same where i live. I have only ever respected 1 cop ever that i ran into. Was a good guy, to bad due to health reasons he had to retire. Where i live most of the cops are corrupted pieces of shit. Oh well, i know there is a few good ones out there.

[LOCOChief]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Perhaps I was a bit harsh.

Okay. Come here gimme huggy. Okay. GoChiefs was CLEARLY being sarcastic. Everybody knows that the Threadstarter is a dumbass. You are over-reacting to GoChiefs post.

I'm new enough to this site to not realize that that was Go Chiefs post as go Chiefs name has changed. I did however over react and I wish I didn't and for that I'm sorry. I, my wife, my son had just about every material possession that was worth anything (and some just to me) stolen from our home several years ago. Many of those things can never be replaced. The problem now days is that too many people get away with shit and are not held accountable. I remember better times

[Kerberos]

Originally Posted by frazod

To be fair, HALF of Colorado is beautiful. The rest is a vile, barren wasteland, worse even than *ick* Kansas.

Denver may be near the beautiful part, but it isn't in the beautiful part. The dry sand of a beach isn't wet just because it's near the ocean.

Like Illinios is the "Garden of Eden"?

sorry pal you AIN'T better off no matter WHAT you think.

[convict1983]

All you need is an IQ of 65 or over to become a cop and a couple of months "training"...I am not sure if some of these guys are qualified for that.

(by the way, that AP story had me )

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by sedated

I'd take that shit too.

there are few adrenaline rushes like grand larceny

isn't grand larceny for items over a certain amount of money, and it isn't 800?

[Iowanian]

I look forward to this asspipe getting clipped, and a planeteer finding the story and linking it.

That will be an entertaining day here.

[Kerberos]

Originally Posted by fightclub1983

All you need is an IQ of 65 or over to become a cop and a couple of months "training"...I am not sure if some of these guys are qualified for that.

(by the way, that AP story had me )

A complete moron talking about "OTHERS" low IQ's

That's Funny right there....I don't care who ya are!