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Close call, but I want Fiji!!!
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02-02-2011, 12:33 AM | #3497 |
I'll be back.
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Oh my god...a blonde girl with blue eyes...that would be a ****ing first!
Aryans are hot!
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02-02-2011, 05:58 AM | #3498 |
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so ****ing tired
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02-02-2011, 10:43 AM | #3499 |
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My dog doesn't like to pee in the cold.
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02-02-2011, 10:46 AM | #3500 |
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02-02-2011, 10:49 AM | #3501 | |
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02-04-2011, 07:39 PM | #3502 |
You think you can get by this?
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I hate being ready earlier than I need to be. Not that I could ever be considered fashionably late, but I hate sitting around and waiting.
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02-04-2011, 07:42 PM | #3503 |
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I do too. It's the worst thing in the world. I just want to show up at the exact perfect moment when shits about to happen. Screw the uncomfortable waiting.
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02-04-2011, 07:47 PM | #3504 | |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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that's what i would do anyway.
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02-04-2011, 07:51 PM | #3505 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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i get why the dogs don't like it but i sure as hell do. Once the cold air hits the tip it feels like the most refreshing thing ever. Every damn time too, like it was the first.
Maybe it's not the cold air just the fact i am peeing off the deck though, i'm not sure.
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02-08-2011, 06:50 PM | #3506 |
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Holy crap. The wife just started the season premiere of "Hot In Cleveland" on the DVR, and Mary Tyler Moore had a guest-starring stint. She looks like Heath Ledger's Joker.
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02-08-2011, 08:02 PM | #3507 |
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Grumpler Old Men on CMT...
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02-11-2011, 10:08 PM | #3508 |
I'll be back.
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02-12-2011, 02:53 PM | #3509 |
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I can't find a handjob sob story
OK, with all the people I have seen crying about not being able to find a handjob out there and with some even asking for help in this very forum I just had to post this because it's been bugging the shit out of me. I have never, ever, ever had a hard time getting a handjob, even as a child. MOF, I don't think it has ever taken more than 72 hours. Was it the handjob I wanted, no. It was the handjob I could get till I got the handjob I wanted. Need sex, chick pays for beer. All you have to be is better than the worst guy they got. Fingerjob skill, the ability to ****ing talk. There are thousands of women almost anyone's dick qualifies for in every community. The concept applies to the vast majority of those handjobs. Every woman that has a boyfriend wants somebody better than who they already have. If you suck so bad you can't find a decent handjob replacing the worst of the worst in your entire community then you should put a gun to your head. I never got the whole I can't find a handjob BS. If you had to get a handjob in 24 hours or be taken out I guarantee you almost anyone with an IQ above 13 could find at least one woman who they convinced that they were better than their worst guy.
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02-12-2011, 03:17 PM | #3510 |
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Turned to USA Network to find Jessica Biel in a catwoman costume.
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