*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 233

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

-King- · 01-28-2011, 01:35 AM

Is "extrodinate" a word?

JD10367 · 01-28-2011, 11:15 PM

So, I'm at Foxwoods Casino in CT spending the night. I head back to the room around 10:45pm because I'm up a couple of hundred and we're getting up early. Wife is still roaming the slot machine halls. I'm in the room listening to CNN on a low volume and poking around Facebook when, lo and behold, what should I hear wafting through the paper thin walls (and connecting door) but a woman moaning softy.

Being the good perv that I am, I lower the TV volume and get up and press my ear to the crack of the connecting door. Moan, moan, moan. Sounds good. Then I hear a guy heavy breathing as well. Now the woman's moans were pretty loud at the outset (when I first heard them), but now they were softer and his were growing, so I figured she'd "gotten hers" and was returning the favor.

Moan, moan, moan (her).

Moan, moan, moan (him).

Moan, moan, moan (her).

Oh, yeah. (him) Oh, yeah, right there... Oh, God, baby, that feels so good... right there...

(long pause)

DAMMIT!! ****!!! GOD DAMN IT!!

(her, quietly) I'm sorry.

(him, angrily) It's not YOUR fault. ****!! DAMMIT!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!

(her) Sorry.

(things slamming)

Yes, my good sir. Thanks to the paper-thin walls, everyone on the 7th floor now knows that you have performance anxiety. (And, yes, I did post all of it to my Facebook status.)

KurtCobain · 01-29-2011, 03:07 PM

If the world was full of Joeys nothing would ever get done. We would have made no technologies and houses would just be overhead shelter from the rain. No one would do their jobs right everybody would just lay around all day eating whatever Joey the baker made and eating those banana peels Joey number 30097 left out and made him trip balls.

Hammock Parties · 01-30-2011, 11:29 AM

I just downloaded 4 solid hours of Briana Banks, in her prime, getting ****ed.

**bevischief** · 01-30-2011, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit

I just downloaded 4 solid hours of Briana Banks, in her prime, getting ****ed.

From where?

Hammock Parties · 01-30-2011, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

From where?

http://www.torrenthound.com/hash/eef...f-Briana-Banks

Sad that empornium and puretna got shut down.

Over-Head · 01-30-2011, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

I absolutly HATE the idea of the Pro Bowl being played BEFORE the Super Bowl!!!

KCUnited · 01-30-2011, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit

I just downloaded 4 solid hours of Briana Banks, in her prime, getting ****ed.

I saw BB dance in KC in the mid 2000's. I had a whitefro, she gave me a laugh and ran her fingers through it.

Off to fap.

blaise · 02-01-2011, 01:14 AM

I really hate Microsoft Word.

JD10367 · 02-01-2011, 12:07 PM

CNN just had a story about topless Ukrainian protesters. Apparently a group of women have banded together to protest the sex trade by doing it topless. This, to me, seems like a conflict of interest, but I'm not complaining as almost all the women were actually cute (think "young porno Russian", not "old wrinkled scarf-headed Russian").

Crush · 02-01-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise

I really hate Microsoft Word.

Which version? Each version has its own "features." For example, Word 2010 apparently has a glitch that activates font substitution when working or saving on a thumb drive document. Even if the ****ing font is in your GD Fonts Folder! JFC ****ing **** stain. At least I only paid $79 for Office 2010 Professional Academic. So, which version do you hate?

It bet it is 2000. I never really cared Word 2000.

Crush · 02-01-2011, 04:55 PM

Also, vodka + Best Choice Lemon Lime Soda + Being Snowed In + Having the next 2 days off = Thank you, Jeebus!!!

JD10367 · 02-01-2011, 08:16 PM

Diana Muldaur as Dr. Pulaski on "ST: TNG" was the biggest affront to fandom not named Jar-Jar Binks. In every episode, I rooted for her to don a red security shirt and beam down on an away mission.

RedNFeisty · 02-01-2011, 08:28 PM

I'm flipping chilly sitting on my couch, my happy ass should be in Fiji right now!!

JD10367 · 02-01-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

I'm flipping chilly sitting on my couch, my happy ass should be in Fiji right now!!

I'm sure plenty of men here will volunteer to warm up you and your happy ass.

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01-28-2011, 11:15 PM	#3482
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Taking Pleasure In The Misfortune Of Others, Volume 375 So, I'm at Foxwoods Casino in CT spending the night. I head back to the room around 10:45pm because I'm up a couple of hundred and we're getting up early. Wife is still roaming the slot machine halls. I'm in the room listening to CNN on a low volume and poking around Facebook when, lo and behold, what should I hear wafting through the paper thin walls (and connecting door) but a woman moaning softy. Being the good perv that I am, I lower the TV volume and get up and press my ear to the crack of the connecting door. Moan, moan, moan. Sounds good. Then I hear a guy heavy breathing as well. Now the woman's moans were pretty loud at the outset (when I first heard them), but now they were softer and his were growing, so I figured she'd "gotten hers" and was returning the favor. Moan, moan, moan (her). Moan, moan, moan (him). Moan, moan, moan (her). Oh, yeah. (him) Oh, yeah, right there... Oh, God, baby, that feels so good... right there... (long pause) DAMMIT!! **!!! GOD DAMN IT!! (her, quietly) I'm sorry. (him, angrily) It's not YOUR fault. **!! DAMMIT!! I WAS SO CLOSE!! (her) Sorry. (things slamming) Yes, my good sir. Thanks to the paper-thin walls, everyone on the 7th floor now knows that you have performance anxiety. (And, yes, I did post all of it to my Facebook status.)
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01-29-2011, 03:07 PM	#3483
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-2957903	If the world was full of Joeys nothing would ever get done. We would have made no technologies and houses would just be overhead shelter from the rain. No one would do their jobs right everybody would just lay around all day eating whatever Joey the baker made and eating those banana peels Joey number 30097 left out and made him trip balls.
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01-30-2011, 11:29 AM	#3484
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2620478	I just downloaded 4 solid hours of Briana Banks, in her prime, getting ****ed. __________________ Chiefs game films
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02-01-2011, 01:14 AM	#3489
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02-01-2011, 12:07 PM	#3490
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	CNN just had a story about topless Ukrainian protesters. Apparently a group of women have banded together to protest the sex trade by doing it topless. This, to me, seems like a conflict of interest, but I'm not complaining as almost all the women were actually cute (think "young porno Russian", not "old wrinkled scarf-headed Russian").
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02-01-2011, 04:55 PM	#3492
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $3607091	Also, vodka + Best Choice Lemon Lime Soda + Being Snowed In + Having the next 2 days off = Thank you, Jeebus!!!
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02-01-2011, 08:16 PM	#3493
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Diana Muldaur as Dr. Pulaski on "ST: TNG" was the biggest affront to fandom not named Jar-Jar Binks. In every episode, I rooted for her to don a red security shirt and beam down on an away mission.
Posts: 12,916

02-01-2011, 08:28 PM	#3494
RedNFeisty Smokin Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	I'm flipping chilly sitting on my couch, my happy ass should be in Fiji right now!! __________________ F.O.C.U.S sportsshrink: Don't bite the hand that feeds you!!!! "We the Fans" feed you Morons!!
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