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Child dies at Schlitterbahn in KCK
This is horrifying. Supposed to be a press conference soon with more details. Rumors seem to indicate it happened on the Verrukt, the world's tallest waterslide.
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Anyone who's ever seen a fat chick in the back of a canoe knows exactly how this one play out. He could have stood on the nose like DicCaprio on the Titanic and not kept it from lifting on that second hill.
...they basically recreated the exact scenario they used in the testing video to cause the raft to go airborne on the second hill with sand bags in the back of the raft. |
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If the listed weights are correct they were also dangerously close to being over weight. Given the weights listed in the article they were a combined 545 lbs with the limit being 550. Granted I'd assume they have some wiggle room built into those weights. But I'd have to assume given they were right at the weight limit they were moving faster than the average raft on the ride which could have contributed as well.
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Can you imagine the disposition of the bigger woman after climbing those stairs? Holy shit!
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08-18-2016, 12:33 PM | #337 |
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Im shocked those cows made it all the way up the steps
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A lesson for all of mankind here: if you're a small skinny kid, don't get in water rides with large female fatties.
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If they win money in court, they should only be able to receive it if they lose weight. I'd say each of them get down to 150. I bet those behemoths would slimmed down in no time. Though, they'd spend all of their cash on gas station sodas and the irresistible ice cream cones.
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That's 2 big broads.
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Fat people, especially women, disgust me. Apparently some of you feel the same way.
Oh, it's a thyroid problem you say? **** off. Start with a walk each day. Maybe only drink one coke instead of 14. -end rant- Caleb's family should sue these 2 fat asses and the park for allowing Caleb to ride with them. I have zero doubt the weight disparity front-to-back aided in his death.
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How does a woman weigh 275 pounds?
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