The beer me factor for skip town

[BIG_DADDY]

I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid shit all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some reeruned reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of shit on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.

[tk13]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Aw, fuck. Things were finally getting good. Surely you can generate a comeback, BD.

BZZT! Too late, I win.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Aw, fuck. Things were finally getting good. Surely you can generate a comeback, BD.

Naw at sometimes I get too sensitive and it's obvious queer eye for the tennis guy has too much game for me anyway. Maybe if I'm really nice to him from now on he will sell me one of those teddy bears he was sportin awhile back.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "fuck THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY fuckING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass .

You are definitely one of a kind.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by tk13

BZZT! Too late, I win.

Thanks for your participation, now about that deal on Teddy.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Thanks for your participation, now about that deal on Teddy.

I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

Actually I liked that real cute one tk had. I wanted to buy it for beer butt to comfort him in his time of need.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

I'll choose to be left out.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Actually I liked that real cute one tk had. I wanted to buy it for beer butt to comfort him in his time of need.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Quit pimping yourself pussy, your in the smack zone. You gotta keep your eye on the balls like tk.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

You are definitely one of a kind.

I forgot, this is the smack thread not the compliment thread, Man I must really be a dumass.

Fug you Delt, you wouldn't put my ass down in the first place, and since it was 2 on one, my buddy usually packs a glock.

Since we are tellin stories, let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. My buddy is ready to blow the whole thing off but his women is agging him into doing something.

Out of phase: From the top, the bus is going down to the parking lot and these guys, thinking they are smart like you, clandestinely throw the water gun out the window of the bus so on the way back up the hill they would grab it. Figuring we wouldn't know about it. My friend could give a fug, its just a water gun?? But his girl is saying, go get those guys. So we go back up the road, one way in one way out form the parking and beat these guys to the top of the hill.

They see us and are being coy, and say to my buddy, "DUUUUDE, nice HUMMER." Thats it, thats all my friend can take, he drives the Hummer off the curb and pins them into the curb of the street where they can't move, says to them, "Wheres my fuggin water gun?!!"

Lamely they deny they stole it, then he pulls up the shirt just a bit and exposes the glock and says "NOW MUTHA FUGGER< WHERES MY GUN!" The squirt gun comes flying out of the car.

He says, thats what I thought, then we drive off. This is one of those high powerd squirt guns that looks like an air pump and can shoot a stream of water about 20 yards. Value=20 bucks, but you don't fug with my friend.

But if you want to do it mono a mono, dat be kool.
There, ya feel better?

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. p

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

[KC Dan]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

Glad for all of our sakes that the story is over!

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Flashin' a piece to retrieve a water gun, huh? Smart.

THe thing we do for love I guess. Did I say his women was wanting him to show those guys who was the man???

I think the insulting, "duude, Nice Hummer" comment set him off. Like, he doesn't even know we stole his chit.