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Old 05-30-2018, 12:03 PM  
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Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!



The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.


Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.


This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.


SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.


Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.


TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.


BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.


JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.


Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.


This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:


LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.



Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.



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Old 05-30-2018, 04:30 PM   #16
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i think the 'fistys' are a great idea:


1) doty
2) best chiefs analysis overall

3) best draft analysis
4) best overall poster


etc
im sure we could do ssome cateogies


I'd love to get the Fisty for something someday LOL
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:31 PM   #17
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:06 PM   #18
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:30 PM   #19
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:34 PM   #20
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I guess you aren't white knighting sweets anymore?

Funny more people didn't jump in to help. There's a reason.


Maybe saulgood will come back over it. But I doubt it. When pat and janx decline you know there's an issue
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:35 PM   #21
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That was a few years back, huh?

Who's our reigning DOTY? They need to contribute to the crowning of this new champion.
LoneIguana was named DOTY just last year. He is reigning champ!
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Old 05-30-2018, 06:01 PM   #22
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Old 05-30-2018, 06:05 PM   #23
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I guess you aren't white knighting sweets anymore?

Funny more people didn't jump in to help. There's a reason.





i jumped in and said my peace in the appropriate thread. Not sure why you claim I didn't, when I did and you read and responded to it about 2 days ago here:


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...4#post13573944


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I know he isnt everyone's cup o tea, but if speaking my mind about it is 'white knighting' him then oh well.


He doesnt bother me....I see where he is coming from and I think it is from a place of just wanting to be funny...


does it bother you that he doesnt bother me? Clearly he is in your head and thats on you...and your sore vag


maybe you should lighten up and have a laugh?
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Old 05-30-2018, 06:13 PM   #24
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i jumped in and said my peace in the appropriate thread. Not sure why you claim I didn't, when I did and you read and responded to it about 2 days ago here:


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...4#post13573944


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I know he isnt everyone's cup o tea, but if speaking my mind about it is 'white knighting' him then oh well.


He doesnt bother me....I see where he is coming from and I think it is from a place of just wanting to be funny...


does it bother you that he doesnt bother me? Clearly he is in your head and thats on you...and your sore vag


maybe you should lighten up and have a laugh?
yeah right.

I was joking dipshit

And i didn't claim anything no idea what that even means
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yeah right.

I was joking dipshit

And i didn't claim anything no idea what that even means

you claimed I wasnt 'white knighting' him any more


you claimed 'people' werent jumping in to help him


I posted the thread that shows you are wrong on both counts, and a link to where you already saw this thread...


ANd I couldnt tell you were joking because it seems your butthurt seems so genuine...youre a pretty good actor


in reality i dont really give a shit about either of you , maybe you should get a hotel room and suck each other off
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