Wow, what a weekend .....

[royr17]

That was a amazing weekend.

This girl is like the sweetest and nicest girl i've met in my life, and for all you chiefs fans that will be at the game this year for the 37 forever event, get ready cause if i have the money im bringing her with me.

Then yall will get 2 meet her, oh yea and thanks for the help and advice yall have given me, it has helped me out tremendously.

Im pretty sure all you guys are gonna ask me some questions about what happened, i'll tell a little but dont expect me 2 get into high detail.

May the Questions begin.

Originally Posted by royr17

Thanks man, at least we can all admit that i've had more success with woman in my life then what GoatCheese can even dream of.

He made be smarter than me at some things but he doesnt have the luck with the ladies like i do, hehe.

Dude, if you're going to aspire to something leave gochiefs out of it.

Set your sites on something much higher. Maybe you could call Bob Dole and see how he became such a success in his professional career, his afterhours hobbies, and the ladies.

[royr17]

Originally Posted by Inspector

Oh, and don't be honest.

Make up some really juicy story.



And give us details man. We need details.

Naw, I dont think I could do that. If I dont wanna tell anything I guess i'll just let you guys suffer, hehe.

[Inspector]

Originally Posted by royr17

Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.

Oh, OK! Sorry about that.












So, did you................


eh, nevermind.

[Inspector]

I'm just messin with ya!

Congratulations on finding a special girl. Sometimes they can be hard to find and when you get one, hang on.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Dude, if you're going to aspire to something leave gochiefs out of it.

For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly reeruned, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

[royr17]

Originally Posted by Inspector

Oh, OK! Sorry about that.












So, did you................


eh, nevermind.

Huh, do what ???

[Donger]

Originally Posted by royr17

Huh, do what ???

The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Originally Posted by Donger

For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly reeruned, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

Gochiefs isn't reeruned, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

[royr17]

Originally Posted by Inspector

I'm just messin with ya!

Congratulations on finding a special girl. Sometimes they can be hard to find and when you get one, hang on.

I know, and i agree with you, they can be hard 2 fine, but i think this is the right girl i mean its like we are perfect for each other and we have so much in common.

[royr17]

Originally Posted by Donger

The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

Originally Posted by royr17

I know, and i agree with you, they can be hard 2 fine, but i think this is the right girl i mean its like we are perfect for each other and we have so much in common.

Take it down a notch, cowboy.

It's one weekend. First girlfriend. First piece.

You need to back it way down before you talk crazy.

[Inspector]

Originally Posted by royr17

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

We learned it in man school.

[royr17]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Gochiefs isn't reeruned, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

Of course he would.

He can blab about him all he wants the fact is that im better at picking up woman then he is.

Oh and I dont have a pic 2 post on the planet, but i wouldnt anyways cause its not right.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by royr17

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

I had that removed at birth.

Originally Posted by royr17

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

Most of us are lying. I've haven't been laid in a decade. Everything I post is a fantasy. The reason "Pink" doesn't post more often or show up to more ChiefsPlanet gatherings is because she's $150 an hour. I can't afford all that.