*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
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View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic

I don't know what you think, but the Niners taking Ricky Pearsall at 31 is the worst first round pick this year, and the worst in a while.

I feel like Pearsall and Roman Wilson are so overhyped.

The Niners could have added a weapon like Mitchell, but instead drafted a mid to late second round pick at 31.

When I watch Pearsall, I see Justin Watson. Other than basically The Catch, his highlights look like a star division 3 receiver putting together a video package, hoping to get a camp invite. Nothing stands out.

Roman Wilson reminds me of Albert Wilson. He isn't a scrub, but he benefited from the Michigan offensive scheme more than McCarthy did.

There are still 7-8 receivers better than Pearsall still on the board.

However, this is the GM that traded up for Trey Lance in the top 5.

Strong disagree. I didn't think he'd go in the first round, but Pearsall is going to be a really good pro.

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by digger

It was not a dream, we did draft Worthy... Thank you again Bills...

I was asleep. found out this morning

The bills are stupid

[Sofa King]

Come on LT in round 2!

Even if we package both 4th rounders we still can only move up about 10 picks with them. So not ideal for a trade up unless we move something next year

[Dante84]

**** it, all Offense.

Paul/Suamataia, Brooks, Sanders/Sinnott, Rice.

[O.city]

You can still get a project LT, but I'd imagine they go DL

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by tk13

Bills are playing a game of hoarding young impact players at cost and under team control. We also won the Mahomes trade, the pieces received then got us back from obscurity. We’ll win this too. Trust the process. #BillsMafia

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) April 26, 2024

Even following his own logic -- that Mahomes wouldn't be Mahomes in Buffalo, he needed Reid, Hill and Kelce to be fully operational -- that simply means the Bills made that marriage possible by trading the pick to a conference rival, who has used that marriage to bounce them in the playoffs three times. So THEY LOST THAT TRADE.

[Rainbarrel]

Originally Posted by tk13

Bills are playing a game of hoarding young impact players at cost and under team control. We also won the Mahomes trade, the pieces received then got us back from obscurity. We’ll win this too. Trust the process. #BillsMafia

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) April 26, 2024

No matter how much the JETS stink, they can count on the Bills to be their bathroom exhaust fan

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

That has to be engagement bait

is that the son of Tim Russert the ginger who used to host Meet the Press

lmao

[DrunkBassGuitar]

lol won the mahomes trade jfc I thought my takes were garbge

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Originally Posted by tk13

Bills are playing a game of hoarding young impact players at cost and under team control. We also won the Mahomes trade, the pieces received then got us back from obscurity. We’ll win this too. Trust the process. #BillsMafia

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) April 26, 2024

LOL, talk about delusion. Trust the process? What process? The one that lead you nowhere and now has you tearing it all down again?

You can keep "winning" trades with us guys, we'll keep winning Super Bowls. Idiots.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by O.city

You can still get a project LT, but I'd imagine they go DL

Seems redundant unless that player can get on the field as a LT and play this year. We already have a project LT in Wanya.

I think we go for another position

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief

LOL, talk about delusion. Trust the process? What process? The one that lead you nowhere and now has you tearing it all down again?

You can keep "winning" trades with us guys, we'll keep winning Super Bowls. Idiots.

McDermott is a mediocre defensive coach and a dinosaur who fell in love with Mitch Trubisky.

[Rainbarrel]

The Jets with got more out of buttfumble than the ringless Bills have gotten out of Allen

[Buehler445]

I'll have to read through this thread later, but I really don't know WTF Buffalo is doing. I understand their trade down with us. That has respectable value for both sides, but the 5th year option they gave up to Carolina for a few draft spots is criminally bad.

Unless of course you intend to pick someone that is shitty and you won't use the 5th year option. I guess that could be their approach.

[Gravedigger]

The Bills probably don't know what to do at this point; if they trade down with us we get Patrick Mahomes, if they don't trade with us we get Trent McDuffie, so maybe they're trying to see if trading with us will reverse it this time, like an Uno card.