***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

[Hammock Parties]

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I'm sorry but these are best as GIFs. They are too short and too hard to see to be any kind of compilation.

Show the whole play, slow down the WTF reaction and put them all in a YouTube video. Dirty Harry theme video. I know what you’re thinking, etc. do you feel lucky, punk. Or some thug life theme. Or Annie’s “it’s a hard knock life for us, playing against a Maho-mes led team.”

You could think of something. It’s the time of putting it all together. You’d have to be really into the theme.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Show the whole play, slow down the WTF reaction and put them all in a YouTube video. Dirty Harry theme video. I know what you’re thinking, etc. do you feel lucky, punk. Or some thug life theme. Or Annie’s “it’s a hard knock life for us, playing against a Maho-mes led team.”

You could think of something. It’s the time of putting it all together. You’d have to be really into the theme.

Yes! To crazy coffee you listen!...

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

LMFAO

This is easily my favorite throw, and the other two are insane. Thanks for the gif, Clay

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

LMFAO

How goddamn insane is it that he made a throw like this twice yesterday and that if you were making a reel of his top 5 most impressive plays of the game it would only just barely sneak in at the back.

If you put together a top 25 list on the season, does this throw make it? It's close.

The guy is just a surreal experience...

[007]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

it's glorious

That's the shit Elway did all the time. It's going to be wonderful watching other teams players throwing up their hands in disbelief weekly.

[Hoover]

I don't know how on earth people can honestly say that there is a close race for MVP.

I think what they hate is that its over. I mean look at the stats, look at the throws, look at him in key spots. Its all there and nobody else is close.

Mahomes is better than ANYONE would have ever imagined, and its him, not the talent around him. What does Brees look like without Kamara? What does Rivers look like without Gordon? Mahomes is still producing against good defenses without Sammy, without Hunt, and with a beat up Hill.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

LMFAO

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

How goddamn insane is it that he made a throw like this twice yesterday and that if you were making a reel of his top 5 most impressive plays of the game it would only just barely sneak in at the back.

If you put together a top 25 list on the season, does this throw make it? It's close.

The guy is just a surreal experience...

Yeah the hell of it is, Robinson's like Ummm what? Oh Ware is there. Cool.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Yeah the hell of it is, Robinson's like Ummm what? Oh Ware is there. Cool.

He got bored simply throwing it between defenders.

He's gotten to the point now that the only challenge left is to treat his own teammates as defensive backs. I'm actually a little impressed by Robinson there - he had to have known Ware was there on the wheel or he'd have tried to make a play on the ball.

Robinson's moved ahead of Conley on my depth chart. He's just much more dynamic and you can see the light maybe starting to come on for him more and more. I'd like to get a 2 year extension slapped on him this offseason before he gets a chance to break out in Conley's absence next year (when Watkins invariably misses 8 games).

[-King-]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

How goddamn insane is it that he made a throw like this twice yesterday and that if you were making a reel of his top 5 most impressive plays of the game it would only just barely sneak in at the back.

If you put together a top 25 list on the season, does this throw make it? It's close.

The guy is just a surreal experience...

Wonder how many times our guys got beaned in the head by a Patrick Mahomes ball in practice that they weren't expecting until they learned to keep their heads on a swivel just in case.
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[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Robinson's moved ahead of Conley on my depth chart.

He's so much better after the catch.

I still just worry about him doing something stupid like FALSE ****ING STARTING ON 4TH AND 4 WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE but I think he's 98% of the way done with that shit.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by 007

That's the shit Elway did all the time. It's going to be wonderful watching other teams players throwing up their hands in disbelief weekly.

It's been a few years and I could be wrong, but I don't recall Elway being anywhere NEAR that fast in his mobility, nor having the 360 vision that Mahomes possesses on the run and in the pocket.

Hell, the fact that Thomas could catch him sleeping on the regular is somewhat proof of that.

Pat's just a different, special breed and I still can't believe how fortunate we are to have him.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

He's so much better after the catch.

I still just worry about him doing something stupid like FALSE ****ING STARTING ON 4TH AND 4 WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE but I think he's 98% of the way done with that shit.

I think he was also the party ultimately responsible for the illegal formation. There was a ton of confusion there and somebody forgot to get up and 'cover' Fisher.

I was still a little north of pissed off for a perfect recollection of that, but some degree of dipshittery went into that and I'm pretty sure it fell on Robinson.

Dude's not smart, but he's so much quicker in and out of his cuts. Conley's become a fairly poor fit for this system, IMO. He does some nice things and I like his technique when he's catching so he's a good red zone weapon. But as the offense has evolved, his major weakness has gone from a frustration to a liability. The guy is just trash in and out of his cuts. He can't get separation because of it.

That's fine when he's the 3 and everyone else is creating the space for him. But when he's moved into that X role and he has to just go beat his man - he can't do it. Robinson, OTOH, can.

He's a far more dangerous player than Conley in this system. If he can understand the offense to even 80% the level of Conley, he's a better guy to have.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I think he was also the party ultimately responsible for the illegal formation. There was a ton of confusion there and somebody forgot to get up and 'cover' Fisher.

I was still a little north of pissed off for a perfect recollection of that, but some degree of dipshittery went into that and I'm pretty sure it fell on Robinson.

Dude's not smart, but he's so much quicker in and out of his cuts. Conley's become a fairly poor fit for this system, IMO. He does some nice things and I like his technique when he's catching so he's a good red zone weapon. But as the offense has evolved, his major weakness has gone from a frustration to a liability. The guy is just trash in and out of his cuts. He can't get separation because of it.

That's fine when he's the 3 and everyone else is creating the space for him. But when he's moved into that X role and he has to just go beat his man - he can't do it. Robinson, OTOH, can.

He's a far more dangerous player than Conley in this system. If he can understand the offense to even 80% the level of Conley, he's a better guy to have.

I like Conley, think he brings some maturity and is good to have around. But once it's time to pay, nah good luck elsewhere.

You essentially just picked up a Conley clone on the waiver wire for like 180K in a disgruntled first round pick. Seriously, I'm pretty sure Benjamin can give you what Conley can.

I also think yesterday is a perfect example of why they paid Watkins. It was an overpay and everything, but he's also really good when he's out there and opens up everything elsewhere.

[srvy]

Originally Posted by Simplicity

He doesn't care about all the unwritten rules of being a QB... He throws everything we used to know out the window and just plays. I can't believe we actually got him.

I like how Fisher knocks Jones on his ass with just a forearm shiver lol.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

How goddamn insane is it that he made a throw like this twice yesterday and that if you were making a reel of his top 5 most impressive plays of the game it would only just barely sneak in at the back.

If you put together a top 25 list on the season, does this throw make it? It's close.

The guy is just a surreal experience...

All of this. I simply hope we don't become numb to it. It needs to be savored. It needs to be enjoyed.