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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:39 PM   #1981
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Even if he did that and went up to enough women he'd probably find one to take back to the hotel room. Unfortunately, I don't know if there are enough women in River Falls for him to find one that says yes.
This guy told me that is how he use to find women, he would go into a bar and go up to different women and say "You want to go home at f**k?"

He said he would always get one that would eventually. I think he would stretch the truth quite a bit though.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:40 PM   #1982
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Look....there's only one sure fire way that you're going to get laid by a girl that doesn't care how you are in bed...or how long you last for your first time.

Go hire a high class escort and break the seal. After that...you can start working on getting with a girl.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:41 PM   #1983
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Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'

If you're into that kind of thing.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #1984
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Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'

If you're into that kind of thing.
Not so much.

But I don't have an Arby's around here. She looks like the kind of gal to carry her some Arby's in her handbag.

It's...negotiable.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:48 PM   #1985
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Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
How about "I love what you have done with your hair..... It makes your head look normal"
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #1986
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How about "I love what you have done with you hair..... It makes your head look normal"
"Brace? What brace?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:51 PM   #1987
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Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'

If you're into that kind of thing.
"TIME TO PAY THE RENT MOTHER ****ER...." LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLLPPPPPPPP "KING PIN" for those not in the know. LOL
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:54 PM   #1988
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"TIME TO PAY THE RENT MOTHER ****ER...." LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLLPPPPPPPP "KING PIN" for those not in the know. LOL
what is it about good sex that makes me need to take a crap? I think you jarred something lose, tiger.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:01 PM   #1989
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Spot a girl that you find desirable and is not with a guy. When her drink is almost empty, go over to her offer her a hand shake, and say "hi, my name is Clay, may I buy you a drink?" if she says yes, ask her what her name is. If she says no, move on. When she gives you her name, tell her "I'm in town covering the Chiefs, are you from around here?" If she says yes, say "this is a nice place". If she says no, say, "where are you from?" After that, your next question should be "what do you do for a living" when she tells you, say something about her job, "do you like it?" "do you hate it?" "how long have you been doing it?" blah, blah, blah. Try to work in that you're a journalist. If she is willing to carry on a conversation this long... take it from there.
STOP BEING NICE.... if you were really his pal you'd hook him up with some note cards.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:02 PM   #1990
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Who are we kidding. Really.

Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
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what is it about good sex that makes me need to take a crap? I think you jarred something lose, tiger.
Common, it's wasn't that bad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:09 PM   #1992
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Who are we kidding. Really.

Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
If you think losing weight and buffing up is going to solve all your problems you've got another thing coming. Sure, there are a few ditzes who will throw themselves at the workout warrior but you need some desirable personality traits as well. You don't find those at the gym or wal-mart.
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Who are we kidding. Really.

Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
What happens in 4 months? Are your balls finally going to drop... lol ok, ok... I'll stop.

Although I can't pretend to understand what it would be like to have never had sex at your age, it's cool, just be yourself and don't try so hard. It will happen; just let it. One thing I can tell you for certain. Woman can sense a needy guy a mile... no make that 10,000 miles away.
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This short video is hilarious. You can picture Gochiefs saying these pick up lines.
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me: hi there
Michell: HI
Michell: Just wanted to say your cute lol
me: yeah?
Michell: yea
me: bet you like my eyebrows
Michell: and i been to springs, TX lol
me: im actually in wisconsin right now
Michell: why u wax em?
me: nope
me: naturally awesome
Michell: well ur a neighboor
Michell: naturally awesome lol
Michell: wtf
me: im very close to minnesota, right on the border, river falls
me: my eyebrows
me: i don't wax them
Michell: yea i know
me: hence
Michell: but u said naturally awesome
me: naturally awesome
Michell: lmao
Michell: yea i got it thanks
me: no problem
Michell: high on yourself?
me: so, ever been to river falls?
me: it's a tiny little college town
Michell: No
Michell: i live in minnesota tho
me: im up here covering chiefs training camp
Michell: fun
me: yeah
me: got any more pics?
Michell: maybe
me: what, do i have to do circus tricks or something?
Michell: not be so cocky lol
me: please accept my humblest apologies
Michell: awww
me: i just love my eyebrows
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Michell: lol
Michell: omg
me: i've got eyebrow narcissism
Michell: i see that
Michell: wow
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