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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Stupid Tourist Tricks
![]() It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks. This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) ![]() http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out: http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming. If you have any from your area, post them up. Last edited by Bwana; 06-08-2016 at 06:56 AM.. |
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That is downright scary.
That water is murky as hell, they are lucky that she was on the surface for a split second or they would have never found her. |
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Much like Yellowstone, people forget they are dealing with wild animals, not stuffed toys, or the family pet.
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Too bad that wasn't a 20 year old with crotchless panties on.
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Wasted away again...
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That's a little disturbing dude.
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Which part? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Prolly the part where you put up crotch shots of a nine year old.
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Yeeeeeeeeah, this guy sounds like a real piece of work. I was rooting for the bison to finish him, but 120 days in jail will work.
http://ktvq.com/news/montana-news/20...-days-in-jail/
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