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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:33 PM   #1861
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OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please .
No, but then again, I don't have the face of a meth addict, either.

Trust me, I wouldn't trade my life for yours if a check for ten million dollars was part of the deal.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:38 PM   #1862
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No, but then again, I don't have the face of a meth addict, either.

Trust me, I wouldn't trade my life for yours if a check for ten million dollars was part of the deal.
You're just jealous 'cause you're not orange and chicken breasted.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:39 PM   #1863
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You're just jealous 'cause you're not orange and chicken breasted.


Don't forget the hairy-faced hooker.

And a crotch-rocket? Might as well tattoo "Insecure Douchebag" across that orange chicken breast.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:49 PM   #1864
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OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please .
I still find it amazing that you really think your that "in shape," and everyone else is fat...LOL. Hate to break it to ya your just another normal person at the gym, your not that big or cut. You have ZERO abs. Its also awesome how your soooo popular, yet you keep coming back to chat...your "that" guy who is insecure and needs validation to make himself feel better and if your such a pro with chicks, which you think you are, you would know they are not attracted to insecurity.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:51 PM   #1865
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Hey guys, did you look closely at the Ooompa Loompa picture I made?

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Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:55 PM   #1866
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Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
Midnight_Cheeto
Is an Orange Douche

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Dee
Go to a coffee shop
get a laptop for free

What do you do
when your kid has a bike?
Riding around, and all the chicks like?

What do yo do
when your kid dates a thief.
Take a dump on his pillow for some relief.

Who is to blame. The douchebag or your daughter?
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:56 PM   #1867
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Hey guys, did you look closely at the Ooompa Loompa picture I made?

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Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:11 PM   #1868
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OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please .
You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:58 PM   #1869
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You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.
Exactly. Ive got his ass beat.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:03 PM   #1870
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I think the one on the left is more attractive than the blond actually.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:07 PM   #1871
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I think the one on the left is more attractive than the blond actually.

Otter likes him some mustache...
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:15 PM   #1872
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For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
Ah Crown...nectar of the Gods.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:29 PM   #1873
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For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
You look like you've never seen a gym before. You weigh what, a buck 60? Oh wait, are you one of the metrosexual guys that want to stay lean?
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:31 PM   #1874
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:36 PM   #1875
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OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please .
Hey, doosh, you ever compete at the D-1 level? If no, STFD and . I work with a guy that works really hard to maintain his physique. He lifts for tone, but he doesn't want to bulk up. Of course, he is openly gay...
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