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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:30 AM   #1846
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Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps.
Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:32 AM   #1847
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Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:40 AM   #1848
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:44 AM   #1849
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Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
Midnight_Cheeto
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Oompa Loompa
Doopity Dee
Go to a coffee shop
get a laptop for free

What do you do
when your kid has a bike?
Riding around, and all the chicks like?

What do yo do
when your kid dates a thief.
Take a dump on his pillow for some relief.

Who is to blame. The douchebag or your daughter?
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:45 AM   #1850
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I'm not sure which is cuter:

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Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:48 AM   #1851
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:54 AM   #1852
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Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary...
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:16 PM   #1853
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:20 PM   #1855
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Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....

As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:

A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)

So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there.
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Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:21 PM   #1856
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A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? Bwhahahahaha

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.
Make sure to remove the watermark from the photo BEFORE you post it.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:22 PM   #1857
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A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? Bwhahahahaha

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.
I'm sure you have nicest wheels in the trailer park.
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For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:24 PM   #1859
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For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
Only in this reerun's fragile mind does the privacy of someone's living room become a public place they have the confidence to remove their shirt in...
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:30 PM   #1860
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OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please .
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