*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 114

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

JD10367 · 03-09-2010, 11:01 AM

Watching the Barbara Walters pre-Oscar special with the wife.

Michael Douglas and Glenn Close sit down and start talking.

Douglas spreads his legs.

Wife says, "Wow, he's got big balls."

Bad: that she said that, out loud.

Worse: that I was looking at them at the time.

FML.

**Lumpy** · 03-10-2010, 03:51 PM

I just received a call from a lady that must have just smoked a bowl. She was wanting to know how to get rid of glare from a photo w/o scanning it in and using graphic software. I almost told her to use a fuggin' eraser.

Jilly · 03-10-2010, 06:42 PM

Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people.

Delano · 03-10-2010, 07:49 PM

I just got a Monday interview with a fantastic organization.

Time to lock this shit down.
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**Bane** · 03-10-2010, 07:51 PM

I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-10-2010, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bane_58

I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.

You ****ing pussy.

-King- · 03-10-2010, 07:55 PM

This describes me completely

Hammock Parties · 03-10-2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people.

Other people are highly overrated.

**Bane** · 03-10-2010, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You ****ing pussy.

No it was awful and I loved watching her get on the dog for it!

It was EPIC bad!!!

It would have ruined it if I told her it was me.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-10-2010, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bane_58

No it was awful and I loved watching her get on the dog for it!

It was EPIC bad!!!

It would have ruined it if I told her it was me.

That sounds like youtube quality. There's no going back now.

**Bane** · 03-10-2010, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

That sounds like youtube quality. There's no going back now.

It was.She got all red in the face,looked at me and asked...I said hell no,must be your silly ass dog.She got onto him,and made him go lay in his bed.

.Then bitched about it to me like it was his fault!BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sofa King · 03-12-2010, 04:00 PM

i think Shakira looks f-ing SMOKING in this video.... (still sounds like crap though)

JD10367 · 03-13-2010, 11:02 AM

Some guy in Virginia hit the Powerball in October for $200M. He just came forward to claim if, after five months, because he was "working with financial consultants".

What. The. F**k?

If I hit Powerball for $200M, I wouldn't wait five months. I wouldn't wait five f**king minutes. You could be hit by a bus. You could lose the ticket. You could get itchy ass cancer. What the f**k do you need to consult with a financial advisor for five f**king months about?!? Let's see: 1) spend some, 2) put the rest in a bank for a while. You have the rest of your life to divvy it up and figure out where you're gonna invest it.

LaChapelle · 03-13-2010, 11:13 AM

Gauging the before and after family reunion

JD10367 · 03-13-2010, 11:22 AM

Rugby is on BBC America. Crazy ass shit! Soccer meets NFL meets insanity.

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03-09-2010, 11:01 AM	#1696
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Watching the Barbara Walters pre-Oscar special with the wife. Michael Douglas and Glenn Close sit down and start talking. Douglas spreads his legs. Wife says, "Wow, he's got big balls." Bad: that she said that, out loud. Worse: that I was looking at them at the time. FML.
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03-10-2010, 06:42 PM	#1698
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10004925	Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people. __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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03-10-2010, 07:49 PM	#1699
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $8445015	I just got a Monday interview with a fantastic organization. Time to lock this shit down. Posted via Mobile Device
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03-10-2010, 07:51 PM	#1700
Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.
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03-10-2010, 07:55 PM	#1702
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03-12-2010, 04:00 PM	#1707
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-897904 VARSITY	i think Shakira looks f-ing SMOKING in this video.... (still sounds like crap though)
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03-13-2010, 11:02 AM	#1708
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Some guy in Virginia hit the Powerball in October for $200M. He just came forward to claim if, after five months, because he was "working with financial consultants". What. The. Fk? If I hit Powerball for $200M, I wouldn't wait five months. I wouldn't wait five fking minutes. You could be hit by a bus. You could lose the ticket. You could get itchy ass cancer. What the fk do you need to consult with a financial advisor for five fking months about?!? Let's see: 1) spend some, 2) put the rest in a bank for a while. You have the rest of your life to divvy it up and figure out where you're gonna invest it.
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03-13-2010, 11:13 AM	#1709
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Gauging the before and after family reunion
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03-13-2010, 11:22 AM	#1710
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Rugby is on BBC America. Crazy ass shit! Soccer meets NFL meets insanity.
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