*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

She fell in a volcano and they expect to rescue her? Don't volcanoes have lava and shit?
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Well, it's dormant, so I don't think so. But when it's active, I'm pretty sure there's just lava. Not lava and shit. That would be a weird volcano.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

So my wife opens the shower door on me and says , "why are you washing your dick so fast "

Taking your work home again, huh?

[JD10367]

Watching CNN, some reporter-chick named Poppy Harlow is talking about the Toyota recalls and wandering around a dealership's maintenance area as they do the fix. She's cute, and got some junk in the trunk. I'd hit it. (I tried to link a pic but every time I tried it wouldn't load, so you'll just have to Google Search her under Images... sort of a poor man's Faith Hill, maybe...)

[LaChapelle]

Was your first attempt at choosing a log on name thwarted
because the selection was already taken?

[The Franchise]

Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?

I just did.

She must've just become homeless.....

or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows...

[Gonzo]

OMFG...

I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.

These are actual advertisements:

For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.

(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.

2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.

These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it.

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[JOhn]

Originally Posted by JD10367

So a 50-year-old hiker fell into the volcano of Mount St. Helens, and now they have to mount a Balloon-Boy-esque rescue attempt. Question: why the f**k were you hiking around the rim of Mount St. Helens in February? And why are you doing it if your 50? More power to you, I suppose--I'm younger than that, and I can barely hike to my friggin' car from the house door--but it just made me think that, if people didn't get themselves into stupid situations, we wouldn't have to get them out of them....

The Search & Rescue started charging Several grand anytime they have to come rescue( unless it's a medical or child) a dumbass around here. Bout time to, ****ing tourist always getting in trouble. I say leave them & let the Bears eat them

[bevischief]

wtf?...

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?

I just did.

She must've just become homeless.....

or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows...

TTIUWP.

And if she's recently homeless, and still clean, you could always offer to trade sex for a warm spot in your garage.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

OMFG...

I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.

These are actual advertisements:

For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.

(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.

2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.

These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it.

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I have some old Playboys from the 60s....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there.

Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?

This is rather rudementary...

#1 is Piss
#2 is Crap

Therefore, he's dropping a duece.

I dunno what a #3 would be..

Vaginal discharge?

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

This is rather rudementary...

#1 is Piss
#2 is Crap

Therefore, he's dropping a duece.

Good explanation. I've never really referred to them by number so I didn't make the connection.

Although now I want to watch Austin Powers. "Who... does... number... two... work for?!?"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?

I should've thought about that. I've cut my food intake in half over the last couple of weeks. It's now been over 24 hours. I feel like a new man! At least I feel like I have a new man inside of me. Wait...................