The evergrowing list of posters/people TheGuardian has recently challenged to a fight

[Womble]

Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Pat sucks


**** him

Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.

Raiders - 29 November 2024

ydub

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down

St. Patty's Fire

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

You can come too.

Panthers - 24 November 2024

Womble

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.

Delano's mother - admission of guilt

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I got your mom last night tho

Non-GDT threats of violence

Womble

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?

I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch

Coochie liquor

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.

Seriously, have a glass of and do just that.

Wallcrawler

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.

The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.

You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.

You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.

Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy

The entire Buffalo Bills roster

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

God I want to beat the living shit out of that team

Tony Romo

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit

[Iowanian]

IF YOURE NOT On GEaR, YOU TAKE IT in THe REAR, Pussy!
-T RF

[jerryaldini]

Has anyone ever seen The Guardian and Wallcrawler in the same room?

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by jerryaldini

Has anyone ever seen The Guardian and Wallcrawler in the same room?

With all due respect to UChieffy’s lock on the bottom of the barrel discussion, those two have carved out a very important niche here. Their contributions are both equally cringe.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

With all due respect to UChieffy’s lock on the bottom of the barrel discussion, those two have carved out a very important niche here. Their contributions are both equally cringe.

Says the guy who has it all so put together, he neg reps someone for writing a videogame review in the Media Center, because his feels got hurt in a thread where he got called out for being a ****ing dickbag, after

Spoiler!

being a ****ing dickbag in numerous posts, towards multiple posters.

Might wanna do your best Andy Reid and look in the mirror before throwing "cringe" around. Glass houses and all that.

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Says the guy who has it all so put together, he neg reps someone for writing a videogame review in the Media Center, because his feels got hurt in a thread where he got called out for being a ****ing dickbag, after

Spoiler!

being a ****ing dickbag in numerous posts, towards multiple posters.

Might wanna do your best Andy Reid and look in the mirror before throwing "cringe" around. Glass houses and all that.

There's literally no more a mark of pride on CP than Wallcrawler's opprobrium. Remarkable how much your entire being on this forum has been mocked in this discussion.

Cringe, indeed.

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Guardian what kind of gear you on?

Affliction

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

There's literally no more a mark of pride on CP than Wallcrawler's opprobrium. Remarkable how much your entire being on this forum has been mocked in this discussion.

Cringe, indeed.

If you take pride in being called out for what you really are, glad to help. Personally I thought you'd take more pride in a post that had multiple four syllable words. Great job, unless you know, your handler is replying for you.

Why don't you run along now, find a five syllable word, and work it into a reply to a thread you don't think should have been made?

Fun!!

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

If you take pride in being called out for what you really are, glad to help. Personally I thought you'd take more pride in a post that had multiple four syllable words. Great job, unless you know, your handler is replying for you.

Why don't you run along now, find a five syllable word, and work it into a reply to a thread you don't think should have been made?

Fun!!

Hahaha. It's amusing this is the best you've got. I'm sure my educational (and career) achievements have been illuminated by this very scathing indictment.

Now let's get back to everyone's mocking you.

[Iowanian]

I can see everyone broke out their Ed Hardy t shirts today bros.

Wish I could be around to read the pending fun

[St. Patty's Fire]

i think he just needs a hug and kiss, i’ll give him a smooch

[InvinciBill]

Originally Posted by Buddy Rich

Pretty sure you're gay or suffering from micropenis. Sorry you're so grouchy about it.

smithandrew051 may be able to scientifically confirm whether Guardian has a micropenis. He'd had some success before in these situations.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Hahaha. It's amusing this is the best you've got. I'm sure my educational (and career) achievements have been illuminated by this very scathing indictment.

Now let's get back to everyone's mocking you.

We're all about as impressed with your "achievements" as we are with how much TheTardian "clips" per year.

I guess this means you won't be gifting me playoff tickets in exchange for tragi-comic attempts to paint you and your dipshittery as a class act on this board when it's plain to anyone with the most basic level of literacy that you're an extremely anal retentive raging douchebag exhibiting old man yelling at clouds behavior.

It's a shame that during your "educational achievements" you never learned the most basic shit like if you see a thread on a discussion board you aren't interested in, you really can just scroll past it and not click it.

Alas, the hyper anal nature of your being compels you to not only enter, but cry about its very existence upsetting the meticulously crafted vision you had for what the message board should look like, adding nothing to the thread but a sad attempt to derail the thread with your douchebaggery.

Yes. What an asset you are. Your friends list here is probably comprised of the usual suspects that share your lack of self control and take great pleasure in posting the letter q as their response, hoping to show the rest of the board just how cool they are for noticing that this topic is also being discussed in another thread.

And that ladies and germs, is how an angry, anal "educator" becomes a full fledged member of that super elite, much beloved internet group, The Thread Police.

Now, I'm sure you've got some videogames to look down your nose at, so I'll let you get back to languishing in your angry, miserable existence.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

We're all about as impressed with your "achievements" as we are with how much TheTardian "clips" per year.

I guess this means you won't be gifting me playoff tickets in exchange for tragi-comic attempts to paint you and your dipshittery as a class act on this board when it's plain to anyone with the most basic level of literacy that you're an extremely anal retentive raging douchebag exhibiting old man yelling at clouds behavior.

It's a shame that during your "educational achievements" you never learned the most basic shit like if you see a thread on a discussion board you aren't interested in, you really can just scroll past it and not click it.

Alas, the hyper anal nature of your being compels you to not only enter, but cry about its very existence upsetting the meticulously crafted vision you had for what the message board should look like, adding nothing to the thread but a sad attempt to derail the thread with your douchebaggery.

Yes. What an asset you are. Your friends list here is probably comprised of the usual suspects that share your lack of self control and take great pleasure in posting the letter q as their response, hoping to show the rest of the board just how cool they are for noticing that this topic is also being discussed in another thread.

And that ladies and germs, is how an angry, anal "educator" becomes a full fledged member of that super elite, much beloved internet group, The Thread Police.

Now, I'm sure you've got some videogames to look down your nose at, so I'll let you get back to languishing in your angry, miserable existence.

Q

[ydub]

Hey TheGuardian:

Your mom smelled like a 6 day old dumpster at Long John Silver's so I passed on that, but I'll fit you into my schedule when you're ready. Lmk when you pile enough points on your EBT card to make it out west. Ciao, pussy

[Iowanian]

Sometimes new material just writes itself.