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Old 05-15-2016, 07:51 AM  
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Stupid Tourist Tricks


It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks.

This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first)
http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold



How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs

This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out:
http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video

Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming.

If you have any from your area, post them up.
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Old 06-14-2016, 06:53 AM   #151
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You gotta get out here, they stole my house!!
Someone robbed your house, sir?
Naw! They took the whole dad burned thing!!
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Old 06-14-2016, 06:55 AM   #152
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Sad thing is, for all the excitement and wonder, most bears who do that have injuries to their front paw[s].
Thats what I was thinking. Looked like his front paws were just kind off hanging there.
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Old 06-14-2016, 06:57 AM   #153
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I hate it when that happens!

I have always wanted to get a Bigfoot costume and mess with you bastards on one of our adventures. Jump out from behind a tree, let out a sasquatch howl and run toward you. The only reason I haven't pulled that one is because I know you guys are well armed and I would likely end up getting my ass shot!!


Kinda like the guy in western Montana??? You know...the one that the girl ran over with her car!
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Old 06-14-2016, 06:59 AM   #154
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Kinda like the guy in western Montana??? You know...the one that the girl ran over with her car!
For the people that are going WTF?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-hit-...-bigfoot-hoax/
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Old 06-14-2016, 07:00 AM   #155
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Kinda like the guy in western Montana??? You know...the one that the girl ran over with her car!
I gotta hear this story.
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I hate it when that happens!

I have always wanted to get a Bigfoot costume and mess with you bastards on one of our adventures. Jump out from behind a tree, let out a sasquatch howl and run toward you. The only reason I haven't pulled that one is because I know you guys are well armed and I would likely end up getting my ass shot!!
- the two of you wandering around the mountains

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- the two of your wandering around the mountains
I love that movie.
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You guys must all covet nature much more than me. Going to a national park sounds incredibly boring.
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You guys must all covet nature much more than me. Going to a national park sounds incredibly boring.
You couldn't pay me enough to go through Yellowstone in the summer. I love going to the mountains to get away from people and relax on my ATV's with my fly rods. Going through Yellowstone at this point would not be a relaxing experience for me, dealing with morons stopped in the middle of the road for a gopher/bison jam would raise my blood pressure.

This is my Idea of a place to relax:





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Oh crap, now the Chinese are starting to show up. For some reason they are the ones that normally have issues understanding the rules in the park. There should be some interesting news articles in the near future.
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Wow! That thing drug her off like she was a rag doll. Darwin Award consideration.
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BEIJING - Siberian tigers at a wildlife park in Beijing mauled a woman to death and wounded another when they stepped out of their car in an enclosure, a Chinese state-run newspaper said.

A tiger pounced on one of the women after she got out of a private car in which she was touring the Beijing Badaling Wildlife World on Saturday, the Legal Evening News reported.

Surveillance video shows a woman getting out of a white sedan after it stops in the tiger enclosure.

As she walks to the driver’s side door and opens it, a tiger suddenly attacks from her behind and drags her off.

The second woman was killed by another tiger that leapt at her after she stepped out of the vehicle to try to help her companion, the report said.
So, it sounds like the woman drug off by the tiger in the video was just injured, while the woman that got out to help was the one to get killed. Am I reading that right?
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