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Old 03-20-2019, 06:47 PM  
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Do You Fund The Tits?
So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:35 AM   #136
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My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them.
This. I believe the saying is something along the lines of “paying for the next man to enjoy them”
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:36 AM   #137
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Date a girl with small tits for long enough and if she's not happy with them, she'll let you know at some point. It may be in a joking manner but she'll absolutely give you a clear opening.

Gotta read the room on this one. If it's an idea that's not gonna blow up in your face, she'll make it fairly obvious. My wife (then girlfriend) did it twice, once talking about how birth control would make her boobs bigger and the other joking about signing up for a radio contest for a free boob job.

You push that one without a queue, you're gonna have a bad time. Patience - they'll make it clear if it's something they're interested in. Girls with small cans are aware they have small cans. They either want more there or they don't. You ain't likely to give them any ideas they dont already have or haven't already dispelled.
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:37 AM   #138
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Start inception trolling her by constantly talking about how you've been seeing huge titties everywhere. Buy everything at Costco or sams that's oversized and in bulk.

Basically start filling her head with big oversized stuff.

It'll work out.
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:40 AM   #139
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Ha! Nevermind. Appears I need to read this thread before weighing in as things appear to have taken a turn...
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:41 AM   #140
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Ha! Nevermind. Appears I need to read this thread before weighing in as things appear to have taken a turn...
I noticed the same.
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Old 03-21-2019, 07:47 AM   #141
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Jesus Vail - that was duuuuuuuuumb.

CP doesn't know shit about shit but the combined years of experience here in angering women can't be found anywhere else that you wouldn't need to take a shower after reading.

If you listen to ANYTHING here it shouldn't be football, it should be "here's what will piss a woman right off...." because every last man on here speaks from painful (and stupid) experience.
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Old 03-21-2019, 08:12 AM   #142
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I was wondering the same thing, but guessing he is still crashed.
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Jesus Vail - that was duuuuuuuuumb.
Well, looks like I showed my ass last night.
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Old 03-21-2019, 08:12 AM   #143
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If you have money to waste, then it's yours to waste. How long have you been together? Has she ever mentioned anything about her body that she doesn't like or wishes she could change? If not, she's probably fine with her body the way it is. If it's something that bugs you that much, just bring it up. "What would you say if I offered to pay for a breast enhancement for you?" If she's interested, go with it. If it pisses her off, just play it off as teasing or a joke.
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You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.
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Well, looks like I showed my ass last night.
So, how’s it going with the gf??
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No Way. If she offered to pay for a penis extension, how would you feel?
Dont do it!!
No do not even go there! If you do, then the next question is "do you just love me for my body"? Bad-bad-bad road to start down............. unless of course thats all she means to you
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You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.
And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.

So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.

I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.
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You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.
I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.
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So, how’s it going with the gf??
All good, as always. Thanks. Variety is the spice of life and she's real good about laughing at my shenanigans.
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