Do you want Hootie on Texansplanet?

[Hammock Parties]

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Setsuna

Ooook we all know the story. Now why didn't the same rules apply to frazod, dartgod, and company? They should have also been encouraged to avoid contact with him. I'm actually getting pissed because this could have been completely avoided if hootie and the parties involved all ignored each other. You gave him an impossible restriction when the opposition had none pertaining to him. They had rights to jump on him when he was supposed to bend over and say, "Please sir, I want some more?" **** that.

**** off. I didn't make one single post directed at Hootie after came back. Know what you are talking about before clicking the submit button, will ya?

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Phobia

That's a pretty good analogy and it's completely accurate but it doesn't account for probation. Let's make up another analogy involving popping on a piss test and a player being on probation.

So the league suspends one player for carrying the ball because they don't like him. The rest of the players in the league carry the ball just as often, but they go to David Stern's barbeque in the offseason, so this one player is the only one who gets suspended.

Then, when he comes back to the league, he's still on probation. He very slightly rolls his hand over the ball (nothing near as bad as he did before his suspension, and nothing as bad as the rest of the players in the league do on a routine basis), so the league bans him for two years saying that he violated probation.

How's that?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Those posts were less than 11 months old. I don't really give a shit about defending him. I give a shit about calling out you for being a piece of shit. You're always the victim in your own mind, so I realize that you can't differentiate the two.

Does this little vendetta of your expand to everybody who was disgusted by Hootie's behavior, or just me? Seriously, I'm going to compile a list for you, so that you can share your sweet lovins with the other decent members of the community. I feel guilty getting all your attention.

Would you like a list of people who married too young and got divorced? I could hook you up with that, too. We're all really evil.

And how about people who did drugs when they were younger and then grew up/beat the habit? Oh wait, that only happened to me.

Who knew - if I'd just raped some pass-out slut instead doing drugs, I could have earned your undying love and respect. It really hurts me that don't meet with your approval.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

It's not your fault that he made those posts. That said, you're acting like an NBA referee who keeps calling carrying on one player who was twice banned from the NBA, then was specifically told that the only way he would ever be able to play again is if he never carried, while never calling it on any other player in the league while pointing to the wording in the rule book that defines a carry and saying that it isn't your fault he carried the ball. Every player in the league carries the ball every time it's brought up court, but it's just that one player who keeps getting whistled.

What is your fault is your selective interpretation and enforcement of the rules.

That's pretty important.

Originally Posted by doomy3

If you and you alone feel that Hootie shouldn't be here, then it looks like that is enough.

Except for it's not just me. It's me and the entire mod team excepting Flopnuts. That includes Kyle, the only vote that really matters anyway.

Originally Posted by Dartgod

**** off. I didn't make one single post directed at Hootie after came back. Know what you are talking about before clicking the submit button, will ya?

That's probably my fault. I included your name since there were 3 names on the original restrictions for Hootie.

[2112]

Originally Posted by Phobia

That's probably my fault. I included your name since there were 3 names on the original restrictions for Hootie.

LOOK EVERYBODY!!!!! IS EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by frazod

Does this little vendetta of your expand to everybody who was disgusted by Hootie's behavior, or just me? Seriously, I'm going to compile a list for you, so that you can share your sweet lovins with the other decent members of the community. I feel guilty getting all your attention.

Would you like a list of people who married too young and got divorced? I could hook you up with that, too. We're all really evil.

And how about people who did drugs when they were younger and then grew up/beat the habit? Oh wait, that only happened to me.

Who knew - if I'd just raped some pass-out slut instead doing drugs, I could have earned your undying love and respect. It really hurts me that don't meet with your approval.

You just don't ****ing get it.

This guy's name is public knowledge on this board yet you falsely accuse a 25(?) year old kid of ****ing rape. You are a sick creep. Shit like that can ruin a person's life. For anyone to falsely, knowingly, and continually lob rape charges at a kid is beyond disgusting. For a middle-aged loser with skeletons filling your closet, basement, shed, and public storage facility to do so while acting as if you are somehow above him is beyond pathetic.

Originally Posted by Saul Good

So the league suspends one player for carrying the ball because they don't like him. The rest of the players in the league carry the ball just as often, but they go to David Stern's barbeque in the offseason, so this one player is the only one who gets suspended.

Then, when he comes back to the league, he's still on probation. He very slightly rolls his hand over the ball (nothing near as bad as he did before his suspension, and nothing as bad as the rest of the players in the league do on a routine basis), so the league bans him for two years saying that he violated probation.

How's that?

First one was better. But I'm done denying there's an inner circle. There is definitely an inner circle. It's incredibly difficult to crack too. I wouldn't even try.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

That's pretty important.

He got put on probation for doing the same thing that other players in the league do routinely. Those other players are facebook friends with the commissioner and hang out with David Stern from time to time, so they don't get put on probation in the first place.

[Setsuna]

Originally Posted by FAX

Since I'm unqualified to take sides on this or practically any other issue, this actually sounds pretty rational.

But, speaking as someone who really doesn't care one way or the other about any of this, it really does seem as though Mr. Hootie is treated differently than other posters. Some people on this board just don't like other people on this board. It's human nature. I, for example, cannot bear Mr. gblowfish and his wacky "10 things" threads. I fully expect to see a "10 things" I did this week thread from now until the end of time as we know it. That would be okay, of course, were it not for the fact that sometimes in life there are 11 things and sometimes there are only 9 things. Heck, sometimes there are only 5 or 6 things. It stretches credulity, in fact, that a person encounters 10 things week after week after week with no deviation whatsoever. Yet, we get 10 things regardless of whether or not 10 things are warranted. I assume that Mr. gblowfish has 10 toes. Coincidence? I shall leave that for you to determine.

Meanwhile, I understand that Mr. Hootie and Mr. frazod and Mr. Dartgod and Mr. CrazyCoffee don't see eye to eye. In fact, it appears that Mr. Hootie is equally at home pissing in Planet Cheerios as he is in the shower. However, I fail to see the distinction between his board behavior and that of many other posters whom I shall not name for fear of getting my own ass banned to hell and gone.

Frankly, this whole deal sounds like Mr. Hootie slobbered on somebody's finger when he kissed the ring.

FAX

I really don't like Hootie, but what was done was petty and he was set up to fail.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

You just don't ****ing get it.

This guy's name is public knowledge on this board yet you falsely accuse a 25(?) year old kid of ****ing rape. You are a sick creep. Shit like that can ruin a person's life. For anyone to falsely, knowingly, and continually lob rape charges at a kid is beyond disgusting. For a middle-aged loser with skeletons filling your closet, basement, shed, and public storage facility to do so while acting as if you are somehow above him is beyond pathetic.

But what about the rest of them Saul!

My accomplices! My partners in crime who have conspired to ruin this sweet, innocent child's life by REPEATING WHAT HE JOYFULLY ADMITTED on the BB! O the humanity!

You need to get them all, Saul! Defend the honor of your sweet little lovechop Hootie completely! Don't just stop with me!

[Titty Meat]

Saul, Hootie admitted to ****ing a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by FAX

Since I'm unqualified to take sides on this or practically any other issue, this actually sounds pretty rational.

But, speaking as someone who really doesn't care one way or the other about any of this, it really does seem as though Mr. Hootie is treated differently than other posters. Some people on this board just don't like other people on this board. It's human nature. I, for example, cannot bear Mr. gblowfish and his wacky "10 things" threads. I fully expect to see a "10 things" I did this week thread from now until the end of time as we know it. That would be okay, of course, were it not for the fact that sometimes in life there are 11 things and sometimes there are only 9 things. Heck, sometimes there are only 5 or 6 things. It stretches credulity, in fact, that a person encounters 10 things week after week after week with no deviation whatsoever. Yet, we get 10 things regardless of whether or not 10 things are warranted. I assume that Mr. gblowfish has 10 toes. Coincidence? I shall leave that for you to determine.

Meanwhile, I understand that Mr. Hootie and Mr. frazod and Mr. Dartgod and Mr. CrazyCoffee don't see eye to eye. In fact, it appears that Mr. Hootie is equally at home pissing in Planet Cheerios as he is in the shower. However, I fail to see the distinction between his board behavior and that of many other posters whom I shall not name for fear of getting my own ass banned to hell and gone.

Frankly, this whole deal sounds like Mr. Hootie slobbered on somebody's finger when he kissed the ring.

FAX

Yea, when you look at the Hootie situation individually you come away thinking...yea...banned...gone. When you think about his situation and look around the board and see the actions of others you come to a different conclusion.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

He got put on probation for doing the same thing that other players in the league do routinely. Those other players are facebook friends with the commissioner and hang out with David Stern from time to time, so they don't get put on probation in the first place.

He got permabanned for something Hootie himself said was a bannable offense.