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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:44 PM   #8251
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Well, dinner was lovely! What a delightful young woman! We tentatively scheduled another meeting for Wednesday!

Also, this ice cream is delicious!

Sex before marriage is wrong!
If you stick your pee-pee in the ice cream, it'll make the swelling go down.
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:50 PM   #8252
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If you stick your pee-pee in the ice cream, it'll make the swelling go down.


And in these conjugal visits....you can have sex with women?
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:53 PM   #8253
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No shit. I barely even remember the date I went on that I actually started this thread about.
I was going to try to read this whole thing to see how it went, but after looking at this response... ya'll prolly ain't married, huh?
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:04 PM   #8254
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Well, dinner was lovely! What a delightful young woman! We tentatively scheduled another meeting for Wednesday!

Also, this ice cream is delicious!

Sex before marriage is wrong!
Three hours door to door on a Saturday night date? Good luck getting the next date to materialize.

Just as a point of reference on how they're supposed to go, my 2nd date last night ran from 8 until 4.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:08 PM   #8255
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Three hours door to door on a Saturday night date? Good luck getting the next date to materialize.
lol, we had a one-hour dinner date.

That was it.

Little girls shouldn't waste my time.

(GODDAMMIT WHERE ARE THE SLUTTY ONES?!?!?!)
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:12 PM   #8256
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lol, we had a one-hour dinner date.

That was it.

Little girls shouldn't waste my time.

(GODDAMMIT WHERE ARE THE SLUTTY ONES?!?!?!)
Dude, go for the 21+ chicks. Alcohol is your friend.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:16 PM   #8257
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Dude, go for the 21+ chicks. Alcohol is your friend.
I was out with 29, 22, 19 this week.

The 29-year old was the most physical...lol....
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:46 PM   #8258
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The key is to hang onto the Ice-Cream Social Girl.

The Sluts will only let you down..
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:04 PM   #8259
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lol, we had a one-hour dinner date.

That is the way to do it. Just meet for lunch.

If you both connect you will know. If not then you met a person seeking romance as you. Wish her the best and go on.
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:24 PM   #8260
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I've only been here a short time, and I'm pretty sure the only thing going DOWN is your penis. Again. As in, "drooping with sadness at another unfulfilled night".

Here's a tip: right before a date, whack off. And then whack off again. And then do it a third time. That way, your kiwis will be empty and you'll feel less of a need to be a manipulative sex-obsessed f**ktard on the date, and instead will actually do all sorts of weird shit, like "talk to her as if she's a real person and not a sperm receptacle" and "try to build a rapport and connection with her". I know. It's a wild idea. Give it a whirl sometime, though.

Unless, of course, you're just looking to get your pink flashlight tugged on, and you're not looking for an actual girlfriend. If that's the case, just go to a hooker once a month. The amount of time and money you seem to spend on fruitless dates, it would probably be cheaper.
Why should he care how much it costs? It doesn't cost him anything. His mom pays for it. Seriously.
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:29 AM   #8261
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Why should he care how much it costs? It doesn't cost him anything. His mom pays for it. Seriously.
lol, that would be embarrassing. I assure you I pay my own way.
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:31 AM   #8262
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lol, that would be embarrassing. I assure you I pay my own way.
Paper route?
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:36 AM   #8263
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I rip tickets at the tilt-a-whirl!

And give head on the side.
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:33 PM   #8264
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Well, I just got dumped in the middle of a date for the first time. Un-****ing-believable.

I meet this girl at the movie theater - that's all I wanted, some company for the moves, and something else, too, heh heh - and she's totally smoking. Drop-dead hottie. Only five feet tall, too, which I love. Anyway, she smiles and says "You look just like your pic!" Yes, bitch, I'm hot and you love it. High five.

So we go into the move theater and have a nice enough chat. It's not awkward, I put my arm around her and the movie begins. We laugh and talk about the movie.

About an hour into it, she says she's going out to get a drink and go to the bathroom. Cool, fine.

10 minutes pass....no girl.

20 minutes pass...no girl.

The movie ends...where the **** is she?

I go out into the lobby, she's nowhere to be found. Text her "u leave??" No reply, I leave, pissed the **** off, what the **** just happened, what a bitch, she has no soul. OMFG. I call Simply Red and whine to him for awhile. He's my intellectual whore.

Anyway, what the ****. Women can be total ****s. Was she married? Was she using me for a free movie? Who the **** knows.

Time for some ****ing ice cream.

And "surrogates" sucked ass. But in a good way.
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