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#7216 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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What? You had a date and couldn't achieve erection?
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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But I have some shocking news for you: this bitch is going to be anything but tight. |
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#7218 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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wine gives you a whiskey dick, and you wouldn't know a gaping giner.
That was just limbered up because you weren't the first cowboy at that rodeo that day. You're a douche and one of these days, one of these other internet-orgy Dbags is going to horse cock you in the shitter. |
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#7219 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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More shocking news: He won't care if he's on Viagra.
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"Loving him is red." |
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#7220 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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I honestly have no frame of reference for medical assistance for my cock.
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#7221 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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#7222 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Get a list of references from them just to make sure you aren't going to be forced to fellate him while she holds a rusty razor to your nutsack.
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#7223 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
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#7224 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me. No. His buddy was out.
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#7225 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time. By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom. |
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#7226 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz.
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#7227 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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#7228 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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"omg his... you know! his stuff! finished in his hand and then fed it to the dog. what is that??"
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#7229 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Hey, it's part of a food group. How cute... |
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