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Old 09-16-2008, 11:45 AM  
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Megan Fox Former "Lesbian"

by Erik Davis Sep 16th 2008 // 12:02PM

Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, Newsstand

Today in Russian Stripper Weekly: Who cares about the markets crashing when GQ files a story titled Megan Fox Was A Teenage Lesbian?

Yes, while those of you unemployed out there are scurrying about to find new work, you'll most certainly take comfort in knowing that actress Megan Fox informed GQ Magazine that she once had a lesbian affair with a Russian stripper. Um, Megan, who hasn't? She tells the mag, "I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that's when your career goes away." What about being famous because you're hot? Is that enough? Also in the interview, Fox goes after the Mouse House ("***** Disney") and wonders "Who's given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me." When asked whether her character would have more to do in Transformers 2, Fox -- and this is why I love her -- simply replied, "Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay." Translation: They have me wearing a more expensive push-up bra this time around.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:08 PM   #16
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:20 PM   #17
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I first saw her on Two and Half Men. Tattoos? She could have an anus tattooed on her forehead and she would still be hot.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:27 PM   #18
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:01 PM   #19
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she is dumber than rocks... to me that takes away some of the hotness. I mean DUMB.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:31 PM   #20
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:09 PM   #21
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:15 PM   #23
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:17 PM   #24
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she is dumber than rocks... to me that takes away some of the hotness. I mean DUMB.
Heh, I almost posted this, but I wanted to see if anyone else shared this opinion. She is as smart as she is ugly, to be sure.
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:30 PM   #25
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Heh, I almost posted this, but I wanted to see if anyone else shared this opinion. She is as smart as she is ugly, to be sure.
I get dumber by proxy every time I hear her speak. I feel for David Austin Green or whatever his name is from 90210. Plus, she said the only thing she knows how to cook are Eggos.

If it were mute sex, where she didnt say a word, I would be all up in that shit. But if we had to have a conversation... I don't know...
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:37 PM   #26
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Im sorry guys, but she is not even in the AREA code of the hottest girl in Hollywood.
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:56 PM   #27
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:24 PM   #28
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Was she a witch that scared off by the mom at the end of the show? Because if she was, yeah. She's smoking.
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:31 PM   #29
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