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View Poll Results: So, do you jerk? How often?
Yes, generally over 6X per day. 6 9.68%
Yes, 3-5 times daily. 1 1.61%
Yes, 2-4 times daily. 7 11.29%
OF COURSE, SILLY! at least once a day. 40 64.52%
No, I'm married and you're a sick pervert! 5 8.06%
Missionary Gaz opt-out 3 4.84%
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:56 PM  
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:29 PM   #61
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Dude, if you're letting your girlfriend handle THAT for you, ****, I don't even know. My wife tried that shit once and I told her, either put it in your mouth, or just let the professional handle that.
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:30 AM   #62
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I'm surprised that i get anything done at all, i'm guessing Scott Jr. takes about 160 vicious pummelings a day.

One time, i swear, it screamed at me to 'PLEASE STOP!'.
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:40 AM   #63
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Old 06-13-2008, 11:49 AM   #64
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:17 PM   #65
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:35 PM   #66
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How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

what about clean up?
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:39 PM   #67
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do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

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From erection to ejaculation.
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:04 PM   #68
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:16 PM   #69
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:19 PM   #70
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I'm married, which means these days I jerk it more than when I was 15.
This is funny yet sad because it's true for alot of men,I can't say how fortunate I am that even after 22 years my mrs enjoys having sex as much as she did when were dating,in fact it's gotten to the point where's she's surpassed me in that area and I never thought that was possible.

That's not to say I still don't venture to porn hub now and then for a little date with rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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TMI. I have a GF so she... uh, yeah... takes care of me.
thats my answer as well
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:30 PM   #72
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it's gotten to the point where's she's surpassed me in that area
I know, she told me while we shared a cigarette.
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:44 PM   #74
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:51 PM   #75
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