I will rate your performance as a Chiefsplanet poster

[Hammock Parties]

Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Rate ME! Rate ME!

I had to read that twice. The first time I coulda swore it said, "Rape ME! Rape ME!"

Note to self: call eye doctor in the morning.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Taco John

The DC forum absolutely brings out the best and worst in me.

I should stay away from that place to be sure.

Who else has said that before....

About themselves, I mean; sometimes we should really torch that friggin' place....with a couple of DC mainstays locked in. Heh. (No, not you...for the moment anyway.)

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by chagrin

exactly who the hell fears Taco John? What's to be afriad of, being hit by statements being launched from both sides of his mouth?

Chagrin: 5.5 out of 10.

Another one of those "n00bs on the fast track." Feels like he's been around for years. His unflinching committment to his avatar and signature combo are admirable.

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I had to read that twice. The first time I coulda swore it said, "Rape ME! Rape ME!"

Cool Nirvana song btw

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Rate ME! Rate ME!

wutamess: 8.9 out of 10.

Not quite elite. I consider him the "luzap of regular Chiefsplanet joes." He too swims under the surface like a submarine. Chiefsplanet's "token black guy." In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the only black guy we have here. In my mind YOU ARE ALL WHITE (except digi2fish). In short, has wutamess really been here since 2000?

[stevieray]

Gotta read this thread later. I'll bet it's pretty funny.

[burt]

Flyin' frog jism, batman!!!! a chance to be rated!!! By one of the vaunted ones!!!!

OOOOOOhhhhhh pick me!!!!







this oughta be good............

I can't wait for next season!

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by stevieray

Gotta read this thread later. I'll bet it's pretty funny.

stevieray: 7 out of 10.

Another "living legend" who has also lost his burst. Still has that aura around his posts. No matter how many times you put him on ignore, you always end up taking him off.

[OldTownChief]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Ah, shit....now you went and did it.

I hope your spyware and virus definitions are up to snuff, otherwise your local cops may soon be getting an anonymous tip from a 24 year old fat kid with narcissistic personality disorder and living with mommy, tipping them off to the gay kiddie porn now on your hard drive.

I've heard a lot of stories about him running good posters off with his:
1. a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, ie unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, ie takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy and is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes
10. Normally between the age of 21-25 but possesses the mental capacity of a reeruned 13 year old gimp and lives with mommy.

but that's a tactic I haven't heard yet.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Dale Mercer

Holy frog jism, batman!!!! a chance to be rated!!! By one of the vaunted ones!!!! OOOOOOhhhhhh pick me!!!!

this oughta be good

Dale Mercer: 4 out of 10.

Another one of those weird guys with potential. A respectful n00b who doesn't trash threads. Clearly desires acceptance within the community. I like his shark.

[burt]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Dale Mercer: 4 out of 10.

Another one of those weird guys with potential. A respectful n00b who doesn't trash threads. Clearly desires acceptance within the community. I like his shark.

I am clearly a 7!!! but the rest was pretty right on the nail. Specially the wierd part.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by OldTownChief

I've heard a lot of stories about him running good posters off with his:
1. a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, ie unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, ie takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy and is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes
10. Normally between the age of 21-25 but possesses the mental capacity of a reeruned 13 year old gimp and lives with mommy.

but that's a tactic I haven't heard yet.

I don't know about all that....I can think of two or three other posters who'd fit that bill more so than gochiefs (two for sure.) He's had his moments, like many of us...but he's pretty harmless.

You just gotta know what to expect from him: entertaining/silly dumbassery....which I'm fond of on occasion. So once I learned that, he became much easier to bear.

[Ultra Peanut]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I had to read that twice. The first time I coulda swore it said, "Rape ME! Rape ME!"

Note to self: call eye doctor in the morning.

http://rapedzelda.ytmnsfw.com/

[DomerNKC]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Saulbadguy: 9 out of 10

We've determined that you're most likely one of the greatest posters in Chiefsplanet history. You're witty and you've never really been much of a troll. Your threads are consistently chock-full of top-quality content. We took away one point because we feel you've lost a bit of your burst. But don't worry, this ranking places you among the elite!

he should lose 2 points for liking k-state.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

wutamess: 8.9 out of 10.

Not quite elite. I consider him the "luzap of regular Chiefsplanet joes." He too swims under the surface like a submarine. Chiefsplanet's "token black guy." In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the only black guy we have here. In my mind YOU ARE ALL WHITE (except digi2fish). In short, has wutamess really been here since 2000?

Yes, I've been here since the 2000 convert from the old KC star board.

8.9?
Didn't know I carried that much weight.

I think I want to have your baby.