*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[smithandrew051]

If Caleb Williams is legit, the Bears might be contenders before long.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Position shouldn't matter.

The stakes are high. We're going for a 3-peat. Entering today, what was the biggest hole on the team that could prevent that? LT.

If the Chiefs saw Kingsley as a great player who could fill that spot, does the loss of 30 slots in the goddamn 5th/6th really ****ing matter? What the hell were they going to draft there that is worth more than the assurance that they'd get their guy?

They didn't lose draft picks. They lost draft slots. Who the **** cares? Just draft a bunch of Spags DBs with those picks, because those are just about guaranteed hits every time. Blam. Draft value recovered.

Don’t waste the key strokes you might as well be arguing with King.

[gordonelloyd]

Originally Posted by 493rd

Just because you disagree doesn’t mean I’m wrong.

I think you’ll see that you’re wrong if you look at this issue logically instead of just trying to defend your initial position.

The Chiefs obviously wanted both pics. I think that’s indisputable.

The Chiefs assessed that others were also interested in those pics and where a serious threat to someone else taking them. I think you’ll have to agree. The chiefs are probably in a better position to assess that than you are.

So it made sense for the Chiefs to move up as long as they didn’t have to give up too much.

I guess the only area where there is some subjectivity is whether they gave up too much. Nearly everyone on this board, and the Chiefs front office don’t think they did. That’s what I also understand everybody accepts from listening to other commentary, and the Jimmy Johnson trade chart confirms for the worthy trade with Buffalo. For the trade was San Francisco I haven’t heard that much to confirm the consensus outside this board and I haven’t looked at the Jimmy Johnson chart. But we did give up too much here it’s only in the fifth round where everything is a crapshoot anyway.

So re-examine your position based on this logic and I think you’ll end up agreeing with the rest of us.

[wazu]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

If Caleb Williams is legit, the Bears might be contenders before long.

They are loaded but I don't trust their coaching staff.

[Straight, No Chaser]

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88

Still resign Donovan Smith.

This and we good for camp.

[Rain Man]

Who the heck is Tony Scheffler? That's the best the broncos can come up with?

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Remember that one time when you and a lot of other cousin ****ers were laughing about the move up to take mahomes? Suck on these Super Bowl chili dogs.

That’s what I thought, shit dick.

Lay off the Mogen David, grandpa.

[RealSNR]

Did the Broncos just draft a dude named Alice?

[WhawhaWhat]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

If Caleb Williams is legit, the Bears might be contenders before long.

They'll have a season like the Texans last year. They start hot but a couple of injuries and they'll lose a lot of steam because they still have some holes in the roster.

[RunKC]

The Broncos draft a white LB again? Hahahahaha

[RedinTexas]

I thought the Broncos would take Payton Wilson. What better name can there be for a Bronco?

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Broncos are gonna get a WR like Troy Franklin and it’s going to piss me off

You see their QBs? Won’t matter much.

[Pablo]

Jonah is "not gonna wow you with speed"

That's great, he'll fit in perfectly on that defense

[Dunerdr]

I thought I was going to be upset about not having 95. THIS IS ****ING GREAT!

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by tredadda

Exactly like John Ross, except for the health, route running, knowledge of the game, and hands. But other than that, they are exactly the same!

Ross had all that coming in too. It was just once he was here, he realized he didn't like getting hit by the bigger, stronger guys.