*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

We've officially run out of things to bitch about when we're complain about a draft picks ankle thickness...

I need to see a pic of his ankle next to a stick of deodorant to be able to judge.

[gordonelloyd]

Originally Posted by ForeverIowan

If Toney pulls his head outta his ass....the complimenting talent in that receiver room I mean dear lord!

Yeah, maybe if the miracle of Buffalo blessing us for a second time came, and it did, we can hope for another miracle with Toney.

[Sassy Squatch]

Wonder if the Bills did that to buy time to work out a trade for Deebo/Aiyuk tomorrow.

[Balto]

Great pick by Panthers

[Womble]

"Twobillsdrive is down"

[GloucesterChief]

So are we all in agreement that dumbest FO in the league is ATL?

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Yeah - I've retracted any complaints on the trade. It was how Jeremiah worded it that ****ed me up. He said we had pick swaps in the 4th and 7th plus the chiefs surrendered a 3rd.

The trade itself was fair. Necessary or not is just too speculative so I won't even complain about that.

I just would've preferred a few other guys. Worthy would've probably been about 5th on my board there. Maybe even a little deeper than that.

But he bring hot, nasty, badass speed and that's always entertaining.

AND we may get to see the Chiefs test my theory of a couple years back - beating the cover 2 with speed. This is EXACTLY what I wanted to see them do in the spring of 2021, ironically enough. So while it's not the route I'd have gone, I'm fascinated to see how it works.

Yep, I was in the McConkey camp hard, but I came around pretty fast when you think about what they might scheme up with Hollywood and Worthy taking the top off and Rice and Kelce opening up underneath. We should be able to run the ball better as well. it may be really really fun.

[xztop123]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

We've officially run out of things to bitch about when we're complain about a draft picks ankle thickness...

The Steelers used to measure the thickness of players at ankles / knees ect to determine their injury risk.

[Woogieman]

Bills actually didn't fare poorly...got extra picks moved up 3 others and can stil get AD Mitchell, who they may really like

[Monticore]

Bills waiting all night to see their future and it’s bubkis lol my friend took the night off to watch draft lol

[Justman59]

Well, I was correct with Legette at pick 32, but not for the Chiefs. smh

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Bills saving money. Take the same guy they want with a second round money instead of first.

Shortsighted on their part. They lose a year of control.

[JPH83]

I knew we wouldn't get an OT in R1, just never seemed a realistic trade option. Nice to have some elite speed back

[Pitt Gorilla]

Buffalo loses the 5th year option to move up a bit in the 5th (or something like that)? They MUST be trading that 2nd rounder. Otherwise, there's no way it's worth it.

[KC_Connection]

My take on the #BillsMafia #NFLDraft pic.twitter.com/vTQKpYIFEU

— Gabriel Morency (@sportsrage) April 26, 2024

You'll want to watch this rant