*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by RunKC

What really scares me about Amarius Mims is his injury history. Dude is constantly getting hurt.

Missed games due to injury, missed practice due to injury. Hell he got hurt running the 40 at the combine.

I love the size and traits but deep down I’m terrified he’s the OT version of Kadarius Toney

Holy shit...that's a GREAT comparison lol.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by staylor26

I think a better question is how would you rank these WRs:

Mitchell
Worthy
McConkey

I noticed recently a lot of the analytics guys ****ing hate Mitchell.

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I noticed recently a lot of the analytics guys ****ing hate Mitchell.

But if he gets drafted by the Chiefs they change their formula to “draft capital” so they are never wrong.

Rather talk to a crystals and astrology chick about the draft than an analytics bro.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

The latest Bleacher Report mock has KC taking DL Jer'Zhan Newton at 32. Odd.

I wouldn't be against that, but that's lower for him than any mock I remember seeing.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Brugler confirmed “several teams” have flagged #LSU WR Brian Thomas for medical concerns.https://t.co/PrHMICqVx4

— Evan Silva (@evansilva) April 24, 2024

I just don’t believe this stuff the days prior to the draft. It feels like a lie to get him to fall.

They checked meds at the combine and he did visits. It would have come out then IMO

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Originally Posted by RunKC

What really scares me about Amarius Mims is his injury history. Dude is constantly getting hurt.

Missed games due to injury, missed practice due to injury. Hell he got hurt running the 40 at the combine.

I love the size and traits but deep down I’m terrified he’s the OT version of Kadarius Toney

I'm out on Mims.

When big fellas are getting hurt, that usually doesn't stop. Not like he's a sure thing at LT either.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

Oh buddy, Worthy would be an outstanding replacement for MVS/Hardman. Faster than both and can track the ball better than both.

Both Worthy and Brown can do the JET Sweep/Screen shit and all that too.

But the idea of sending Worthy on go-routes all game long while Brown works the deep/intermediate and Rice/Kelce work the short/intermediate gives me a ****ing erection.

Legion of Zoom back in KC. Teams would absolutely have to respect our deep game again, thus giving Rice/Kelce room to work in the middle of the field and give Pacheco more room to slam it up their assholes.

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I dont want to make this really weird but I like it when you are talking.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by RunKC

I just don’t believe this stuff the days prior to the draft. It feels like a lie to get him to fall.

They checked meds at the combine and he did visits. It would have come out then IMO

Teams may have flagged him as a concern, but that doesn't mean it'll stop them from drafting him.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

I'm out on Mims.

When big fellas are getting hurt, that usually doesn't stop. Not like he's a sure thing at LT either.

His injuries aren't your typical ones if I remember right. He got rolled up on once and ankle stepped on the other. Not really like he's just running and his ACL went.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

I dont want to make this really weird but I like it when you are talking.

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[The Franchise]

I'm crossing my fingers that we trade up for Troy Fautanu.

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by Wallymo

That would be my order as well. All these late rumors on Mitchell have sufficiently scared me off.

Worthy may not a replacement for MVS/Hollywood, but would be a great complement to Rice. Worthy would take the short throws in space and Rice would work the intermediate zone. Draft a one-trick pony with speed to run the safeties deep in a later round and we're all set.

But we still need a LT.

I would dislike a 1st round pick used on a tiny WR that I don’t think is special.

Would be even worse if we used him as a Nagy gadget slot. You don’t want tiny players getting fed in the middle of traffic, he’ll break.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

I'm out on Mims.

When big fellas are getting hurt, that usually doesn't stop. Not like he's a sure thing at LT either.

I’m on the Fautanu train and I think he’ll be there for us in the late teens

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

His injuries aren't your typical ones if I remember right. He got rolled up on once and ankle stepped on the other. Not really like he's just running and his ACL went.

He's the black Bakhtiari.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

He's the black Bakhtiari.

That has a nice ring to it. Almost like a comic book hero.

Black Bakhtiari....could be like....an arch nemesis to the Black Panther.