Man I could be in trouble....

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:33 PM

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:34 PM

you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however

-EBOLA-...not serious

teedubya · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.

**Bwana** · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

Awww, one of those nights huh?

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

not worried about children, about STD's

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

not worried about children, about STD's

then there's your problem... unless the chick was really skanky and had aids, most std's are cureable...

kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion)

-EBOLA-

4th and Long · 02-22-2004, 05:38 PM

Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go.

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:39 PM

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

...show charlie murphy, errr, paul your titties!!!

-EBOLA-

KC Jones · 02-22-2004, 05:43 PM

whatsa matta, you burnin?

PinkFloyd · 02-22-2004, 05:47 PM

Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.

She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!

They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !!

1. Erection
2. Kid Count
3. Bills
4. In-Laws
5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!!

Logical · 02-22-2004, 05:51 PM

Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.

**wazu** · 02-22-2004, 05:56 PM

You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!

Sure-Oz · 02-22-2004, 05:58 PM

Would you hit it if you were sober?

Go get tested if your scared.

Jenny Gump · 02-22-2004, 05:58 PM

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

02-22-2004, 05:33 PM
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	Man I could be in trouble.... I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-22-2004, 05:34 PM	#2
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-30097	you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however -EBOLA-...not serious
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#3
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9220002	they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#4
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137493647	Awww, one of those nights huh?
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#5
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	not worried about children, about STD's
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02-22-2004, 05:38 PM	#7
4th and Long 3-Peat? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $7594925	Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go. __________________
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02-22-2004, 05:39 PM	#8
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing....... I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM	#10
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	whatsa matta, you burnin? __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign: to withdraw from employment
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02-22-2004, 05:47 PM	#11
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri Casino cash: $10003795	Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks. She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!! They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !! 1. Erection 2. Kid Count 3. Bills 4. In-Laws 5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!! __________________ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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02-22-2004, 05:51 PM	#12
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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02-22-2004, 05:56 PM	#13
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $82295 VARSITY	You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM	#15
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand. But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron. __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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