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Monkey Gang War Brawls spill onto Thailand Streets
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‘This is how Planet of the Apes starts’ — As coronavirus slams Thailand tourism, monkeys brawl in the streets Shawn Langlois There were bound to be plenty of unpredictable consequences as a result of the coronavirus outbreak, but a gang war between rival packs of monkeys in the streets of Thailand? Sasaluk Rattanachai, a local shopkeeper who was credited by the Daily Mail for capturing the footage, claimed that this is the first time she's ever seen such a clash between the temple monkeys and the city monkeys, two different groups separated by a train track. Of course, you'll recall that the original novel of THE PLANET OF THE APES begins with a pandemic virus. “I think the monkeys were very, very hungry. There’s normally a lot of tourists here to feed the monkeys but now there are not as many, because of the coronavirus,” she said. “They went crazy for a single piece of food. I’ve never seen them this aggressive.” |
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Got my flight booked and my masks packed!
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One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister And if you're lucky then the god's a she I can feel an angel sliding up to me
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Breaking News: Earlier today, the Thailand Prime Minister officially changed the name of Bangkok to Jumanji City.
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So we're at the "Monkey Knife Fights" part of this whole pandemic.
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That's how I envision Dane's trip to Costco yesterday.
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We went to Sam's Club yesterday and it was a freakin madhouse.
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Yeah that was good. Costco, Sams Club, monkey riot, same thing...
At a Thai Marine jungle survival school years ago. They taught us a monkey catching technique. Go to an “open” space, stake down a rope/noose, sit down, place it over your head a couple of times. Carry on your mission, upon returning to your camp, you’ll have a monkey on the rope. Monkey see... never tried it. Of course the same instructor guys drink Cobra blood, so I never took their lessons seriously. |
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