Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life Wish me luck
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 5 of 6 1234 5 6
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-10-2020, 10:23 AM  
O.city O.city is offline
In Search of a Life
 
O.city's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $-515936
Wish me luck
Having my balls snipped today. Any advice?
Posts: 84,146
O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2020, 03:06 PM   #61
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Supporter
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1838454
So...Did they just put your bag down on an anvil and use a hammer and chizzle to bust into that baby maker?
Posts: 62,924
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2020, 03:11 PM   #62
loochy loochy is offline
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
 
loochy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $-1499603
Quote:
Originally Posted by duncan_idaho View Post
Lot of fear-mongering going on here.

I had mine done about 4 years ago (Feb 2016). The most painful part of the whole thing for me was being made fun of for not doing it during the ncaa tourney.

I had very minimal pain during the surgery. Felt a small bit of pressure as he snipped/tied things off but no real pain.

Afterwards, I iced immediately and took off the rest of the day. Didn’t have any significant pain and ended up not even taking painkillers after the second day.

Absolutely this. I had mine done in July with almost zero pain. The only time it hurt was if I made any sudden movements that jiggled the sack area. I drove myself home after the procedure and there was zero swelling. I was back to lifting weights in 3 days.


Just move slowly for a couple of days and you're fine.



Really, I think the worst part was when they used the cauterization tool to burn the ends. I was OK with them injecting the painkiller, making the cut, and doing the tie offs. But there was something extra disturbing about smeling your burning ball flesh.
__________________
Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
Posts: 42,019
loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2020, 03:59 PM   #63
displacedinMN displacedinMN is offline
In Search of a Life
 
displacedinMN's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Correcting papers
Casino cash: $-560000
Not that big of a deal.

any man that has to lay around for 4 days afterward is a big pussy.

Next day-rode a boat. Three days. Mowed the yard.

And remember-you did this for a reason.....USE A CONDOM FOR AT LEAST 15 ejacualtions or you could get a surprise for same reason you had this done in the first place. Then get tested.

Heard of a guy that had sex with his wife the night before. Did not cover it. She got pregnant. He was 45. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________

#investigatecarlcheffers
Posts: 40,864
displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.displacedinMN is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2020, 04:00 PM   #64
O.city O.city is offline
In Search of a Life
 
O.city's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $-515936
The Valium is awesome

Not much pain

Not dead
Posts: 84,146
O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2020, 10:31 PM   #65
Abba-Dabba Abba-Dabba is offline
MVP
 
Abba-Dabba's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2001
Casino cash: $3582970
Had a vascetomy about 4 yrs ago and was a great decision to do so. My wife is old enough then where having any more kids was out of the question. The procedure is simpler and much less invasive than my wife having to having her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. It was a no brainer to go that route. Wasn't painless but wasn't painful. General ache and swelling is to be expected. Nothing a bag of frozen peas can't handle.
Posts: 18,278
Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Abba-Dabba Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 12:24 AM   #66
TinyEvel TinyEvel is offline
Just a li'l Evel
 
TinyEvel's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $2419601
Get a pair of butt-huggers, aka tighty whities, and snug the nuts up super tight to your body. Repeat: You must immobilize the troops! Any movement makes them hurt.

Ditto on the ice or bag of frozen peas. Ice regularly and stay off your feet.

Finally: The first time you nut might hurt. Like that deep immediate pow like if you ever jizzed after getting blue balls from humping a girl for three hours.that kind of pain.

Also, be careful about getting boner before your stitches are out. My stitches were at the base of Mr. Happy and I had a morning wood it was pulling on the stitches--you get the picture.
Posts: 12,305
TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.TinyEvel is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 03:15 AM   #67
Titty Meat Titty Meat is offline
Inmem 2.0
 
Titty Meat's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-972442
Just pull out dumbass
Posts: 78,085
Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 07:06 AM   #68
Why Not? Why Not? is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Why Not?'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
Casino cash: $-441006
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy View Post

Really, I think the worst part was when they used the cauterization tool to burn the ends. I was OK with them injecting the painkiller, making the cut, and doing the tie offs. But there was something extra disturbing about smeling your burning ball flesh.
100% this.

Another vote for frozen peas. I also suggest an athletic supporter. You want to try to keep the boys nestled. Gravity works against you for about a week or two. Man, I timed mine perfectly. Had it the week before Thanksgiving. Got to lay around all weekend and watch football and then, was still recovering enough to do the same thing at the in laws all Thanksgiving weekend. It was glorious.
Posts: 23,740
Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 07:12 AM   #69
HemiEd HemiEd is offline
Supporter
 
HemiEd's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
Casino cash: $-259436
Quote:
Originally Posted by stumppy View Post
The worst part for me wasn't the procedure. It was jogging home afterwards.
I still remember that painful drive home . Pounded beer in bed for the next couple days.
Last edited by HemiEd; 01-11-2020 at 07:17 AM..
Posts: 34,798
HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.HemiEd is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 08:53 AM   #70
O.city O.city is offline
In Search of a Life
 
O.city's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $-515936
So yesterday wasn’t bad. The meds had be pretty wiped out but didn’t have much pain. So far tosay not to bad. Wearing some compression shorts so they’re pretty tight.

They don’t even have to do traditional injections in your bean bag anymore. It’s like a little air compression gun, feels like a little sting or like getting hit in the sack with a rubber band.

Ice and football for today
Posts: 84,146
O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.O.city is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 09:16 AM   #71
burt burt is offline
Draconian Warlord
 
burt's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $8340755
Quote:
Originally Posted by O.city View Post
So yesterday wasn’t bad. The meds had be pretty wiped out but didn’t have much pain. So far tosay not to bad. Wearing some compression shorts so they’re pretty tight.

They don’t even have to do traditional injections in your bean bag anymore. It’s like a little air compression gun, feels like a little sting or like getting hit in the sack with a rubber band.

Ice and football for today
I had it done 20 years ago. The worst part was the anticipation.

Funny part: He shot local in my nutsack. Seconds later I see the scaple in his hands and yell "WAIT!!!". He freezes.

"Let that take effect!" I said
"Geez, you scared the hell outtta me" he replied. "It takes immediate effect down there. I already cut and when you yelled, I thought it didn't numb! Now, can I get back to finishing this?"
Posts: 12,147
burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.burt has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 09:20 AM   #72
Chief Pote Chief Pote is offline
Veteran
 
Chief Pote's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Undercover.....
Casino cash: $6942638
Follow the doctors orders, do not deviate. Wear that jockstrap. I went to work the next day without wearing the jockstrap, it felt like two midgets were hanging from my nuts all day. Worse day of my life.
Posts: 3,643
Chief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief Pote 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 09:21 AM   #73
Spott Spott is offline
Court Jester
 
Spott's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
Casino cash: $-577600
Quote:
Originally Posted by O.city View Post
So yesterday wasn’t bad. The meds had be pretty wiped out but didn’t have much pain. So far tosay not to bad. Wearing some compression shorts so they’re pretty tight.

They don’t even have to do traditional injections in your bean bag anymore. It’s like a little air compression gun, feels like a little sting or like getting hit in the sack with a rubber band.

Ice and football for today
Nice. I had it done when I was pretty young and the anticipation was worse than the procedure, which was only a few minutes. The only day I felt a little uncomfortable was the day after but it still wasn’t too bad. Hopefully it will be the same for you.
Posts: 20,670
Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 09:21 AM   #74
Lilmrp117 Lilmrp117 is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Nov 2018
Casino cash: $6890400
Research suggests link between vasectomies and dementia. https://www.northwestern.edu/newscen...vasectomy.html

It's probably just a risk factor and not causative but i would never mess around with that. Semen mixing with blood in your body and making your body think there is some foreign material invading your body just doesn't seem right. Instead, get your wife an ovulation monitor and avoid sex during fertile days or use condom. This method can be just as effective as the pill if done right although not as convenient as vasectomy.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3017256/
Last edited by Lilmrp117; 01-11-2020 at 09:33 AM..
Posts: 302
Lilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutLilmrp117 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2020, 09:29 AM   #75
Spott Spott is offline
Court Jester
 
Spott's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
Casino cash: $-577600
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmrp117 View Post
Research suggests link between vasectomies and dementia. https://www.northwestern.edu/newscen...vasectomy.html

It's probably just a risk factor and not causative but i would never mess around with that. Semen mixing with blood in your body and making your body think there is some foreign material invading your body just doesn't seem right. Instead, get your wife an ovulation monitor and avoid sex during fertile days or use condom. This method can be just as effective as the pill if done right although not as convenient as vasectomy.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3017256/
So you can either be old and have dementia, or you can be an old man raising a bunch of kids which will lead to insanity and probably dementia.
Posts: 20,670
Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.Spott is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 6 1234 5 6

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:06 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.