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Join Date: Oct 2017
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Wear supportive underwear, watch out for animals and kids.jumping on your lap. Stay on top of taking ibuprofen. Try not to snap your balls when putting on boxers. The worst part is hearing the wife say how much worse she had it during pregnancy and child birth. |
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#17 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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**** that noise...
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Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Missouri
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ice
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#19 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Give yourself an extra day than you think you need....and don't jump off the truck tailgate tomorrow.
Someday, one of these is going to turn into a Vas horror story contest. |
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#20 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I figure I’ll just post up on the couch all weekend and watch football and keep a nice solid whiskey buzz going with ice on my junk
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#21 |
Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. |
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#22 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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#23 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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#24 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: Ohio
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#25 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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#26 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $-515936
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I brought home some of the Frozen bags the oral surgeons use after wisdom teeth extractions so I’ll be good there
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#27 |
He's Mahomie!
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
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Scotch and ice. Ice is for your balls.
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#28 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
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#29 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2017
Casino cash: $-69600
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All in all, the procedure was not nearly as bad as I expected.
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#30 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
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Did you return them to your wife afterwards??
Lol.. Get well soon..
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SFC... Stay ****ing Calm.. |
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