Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.

[Rain Man]

State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.

Here's mine:

Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing

I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We're going to get you out of there and to a much kinder and gentler place. Maybe some place near Pittsburgh.

Try saying "Juana Woodruff" quickly three times.

Male name: SCOTTIE
Female name: JUANA
Surname: WOODRUFF
Location: Washington County, Pennsylvania
Male occupation: Surgical Technologists
Annual Salary: $52,300
Female occupation: Chemical Technicians
Annual Salary: $55,700
Your Main Hobby: Archery
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Watching movies

You gave us decent jobs.

Thank you very much. I am humbled.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by lewdog

You gave us decent jobs.

Thank you very much. I am humbled.

Juana Woodruff Juana Woodruff Juana Woodruff.

That's really hard.